AboutAll i wanna do it party, feel up your body, fist pump like pauly D, We're growing up gotti, DANCE LIKE YOU ********, STRANGE LOVE.
Wassup i'm Ralph. i is happily married since January 22nd to mi lovely wife. We have our wonderful "son" (meaning he's a dog...) by the way you are correct i am awesome!
Things I hate....
1.when i'm about to pull into my driveway and my fave song starts...
2. when i wake up and the best part of my dream i about to happen
6.when people mumble the lyrics to songs they don't know
7. when people stop talking in the middle of the conversation
8. when i tell people i'm busy or istening to music and they still talk to me
9. when people take my phone, read my text, and place it somewhere where i can't find it
10.when people mess up the perfect snow by stepping in it
11.when people ask me for my phone while i'm using it.
12.when i'm about to sneeze and i fail
13. when i have a great comback and i ruin it by stuttering....
14.when i'm walking around in socks and i step in a puddle of water
15.when i'm laughing so hard my a** falls off...
16. being rick roll'd
17.i hate when i send a really long message and they reply with "ok" or "lol"
18.when inanimate objects have a scary face or figure...
19.when people say no without a reason
20.when people stare at me while i eat...
21. when the teacher blames the kid that doesn't talk
Things I Love.....
1. the sound of rain...
5. family and friends
9. when liars get caught in their lie
10. when people talk s**t and later get their a** kicked
11.when someone else gets in trouble for what i did
12. when people try to show off and fail
13. Final Fantasy
14. how everything is funnier when you have to be quiet
15.when competative people loose
16. when a baby holds my 1 finger ^,.,^
17. when i prove someone wrong
18. when someone's laugh is funnier than the joke
19. the smell of other peoples clothes
20. when people try to make me jealous when i don't give a s**t...
21.when you text me first, cuz then i know your thinking about me razz
22. My wife
23. My dog