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All i wanna do it party, feel up your body, fist pump like pauly D, We're growing up gotti, DANCE LIKE YOU ********, STRANGE LOVE.Wassup i'm Ralph. i is happily married since January 22nd to mi lovely wife. We have our wonderful "son" (meaning he's a dog...) by the way you are correct i am awesome!
Things I hate....
1.when i'm about to pull into my driveway and my fave song starts...
2. when i wake up and the best part of my dream i about to happen
3. snakes
4.birds
5. spiders
6.when people mumble the lyrics to songs they don't know
7. when people stop talking in the middle of the conversation
8. when i tell people i'm busy or istening to music and they still talk to me
9. when people take my phone, read my text, and place it somewhere where i can't find it
10.when people mess up the perfect snow by stepping in it
11.when people ask me for my phone while i'm using it.
12.when i'm about to sneeze and i fail
13. when i have a great comback and i ruin it by stuttering....
14.when i'm walking around in socks and i step in a puddle of water
15.when i'm laughing so hard my a** falls off...
16. being rick roll'd
17.i hate when i send a really long message and they reply with "ok" or "lol"
18.when inanimate objects have a scary face or figure...
19.when people say no without a reason
20.when people stare at me while i eat...
21. when the teacher blames the kid that doesn't talk
Things I Love.....
1. the sound of rain...
2. sunsets
3. beef
4. wolves
5. family and friends
6. Pie
7. Cake
8. cupcakes
9. when liars get caught in their lie
10. when people talk s**t and later get their a** kicked
11.when someone else gets in trouble for what i did
12. when people try to show off and fail
13. Final Fantasy
14. how everything is funnier when you have to be quiet
15.when competative people loose
16. when a baby holds my 1 finger ^,.,^
17. when i prove someone wrong
18. when someone's laugh is funnier than the joke
19. the smell of other peoples clothes
20. when people try to make me jealous when i don't give a s**t...
21.when you text me first, cuz then i know your thinking about me razz
22. My wife
23. My dog
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*hugs super tight*
How are ya doin'?