Birthday: 09/10
Remind me to update my interests.
You Want My c**k (Mine!)
But It's Mine
So Take A Number
And Get In Line (What?!)
Whipped Cream And Astroglide
Take Off My Wrapper
And Slip n' Slide
Sticky Like A Lollie (*gasp*)
Blow Me 'Til I Pop (*pop*)
You Can Sample All My Flavors
At My CaNdyShOp
CumShots And GumDrops (ahh!)
Double Fists And Blow Pops
Trick Or Treat
Squeeze My Meat
Give Me Something Sweet To Eat
Slip n' Slide On My Face
You Got That Flavor, What A Taste!
Lick It Red Hawt (sssttttzzzz)
Like A Candy Cane (mmm..)
You'd Think I Was A Zombie
By The Way I Give You Brain (mmm!)
Welcome To CaNdyLaNd
I'll Split Your a** In Two
So Take Me By My Head
Lick It Up, Slide It Down
And Satisfy My Sweet Tooth
Welcome To CaNdyLaNd
You'll Wanna ******** Me Twice
I'll Be Your Gingerbread Man
1st Time Naughty, And 2nd Time Nice! (mmm!)
DO YOU LIKE MY SECKSY HAIR!?
I'm NOT WEARING ANY UNDERWEAR!
best friends ever and sis
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You know, from fables and fairy tales. wink