Birthday: 11/09
Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes!
(MUST READ OUT LOUD)
1. That's not right_____________________________Sum Ting Wong.
2. Are you harboring a fugitive________________Hu Yu Hai Ding.
3. See me ASAP__________________________________Kum Hia.
4. Stupid Man___________________________________Dum f**.
5. Small Horse__________________________________Tai Ni Po Ni.
6. Did you go to the beach______________________Wai Yu So Tan.
7. I bumped the coffee table____________________Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni.
8. I think you need a face lift_________________Chin Tu Fat.
9. It's very dark in here_______________________Wai So Dim.
10. I thought you were on a diet________________Wai Yu Mun Ching.
11. This is a tow away zome_____________________No Pah King.
12. Our meeting is scheduled for next week______Wai Yu Kum Nao.
13. Staying out of sight________________________Lei Ying Lo.
14. He's cleening his automobile________________Wa Shing Ka.
15. Your body odor is offensive_________________Yu Stin Ki Pu.
16. Great_______________________________________Fa Kin Su Pah.
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hes not good with the ladies but we can work on that xp
January-------I kicked
February------I loved
March--------I karate chopped
April----------I licked
May----------I jumped on
June----------I smelled
July-----------I did the Macarena With
August--------I had lunch with
September----I sang with
October-------I danced with
November-----I yelled at
December-----I ran over
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------Alice Cullen
6-------a gangster
7-------my cell phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------Chuck Norris
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19------ a smurf
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------a goat
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an ipod
29-------a surfer
30-------a llama
31-------A homeless guy
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White---------because im just that smexy
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink-----------because I'm crazy.
Red-----------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green---------because I think I need some serious help.
Purple---------because I'm AWESOME!
Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange--------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown---------because I can..
Other----------because I'm a Ninja!
None----------because I can't control myse