About
Sup *****! Welcome to my profile.I figure that you are probably here for one of only a few reasons. You are either here:
-Because I am a sexy b***h, and you could not help, but to notice.
-Because I offended you and you are leaving me a comment saying that you reported me.
-Or because you want either my nuts, love, or friendship.
(Note: If the first one is true, please keep it in your pants. If the second one is true, get the ******** of my profile. I f the third one is true, continue reading.)
Ohkai. I am going to learn you good about me.
Things that you might want to know aboot me:
-I was born in America, the land of douchebaggery, on April 27th, 1990.
-I have a p***s.
-I lived in Hawaii for most of my life.
-I am down with the bitches and the hoes.
-My favorite color is purple.
-I am not gay.
-I am a cartoonist and proud of it. Don't bag on me because everybody grew up on cartoons.
-I will probably offend, or upset, at least one person for every post I make.
-I am going to college in Colorado.
-I live in a wannabe hick town.
-I wear leopard spotted shoes.
-I have an xbox. If you have left4dead, hit me up with your gamertag.
-I like all music that does not fail. (Note: I hate 98% of all the music that is on the radio)
-If I could violently kill one person on the face of the planet, with no repercussions, I would kill Lady Gaga. I would take a sledgehammer to her poker face.
-At the time you are reading this I am probably single. (Note: If you are a female (physically, not mentally), between the ages of 17-23, that is living in the four corners region, feel free to give me a visit.)
-My two favorite foods are tacos and sushi.
-I have no money!
-I probably don't like you.
-I hate trends.
-I hate stupid people.
You have read enough. A good day to you.
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WUZZZZUP.
TTYL n shiitt
TODAY IST LA GOOD DAY.
Sure thing, poptart.
Thats gonna cost you, sweetheart...
I already have a giant panda and a chubby azn bby, so...you know...put that in your juicebox and suck it.
Welcome to the family whore!