The Jamaican Hobo

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Last Login: 09/12/2009 11:51 pm

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HOW TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY...

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice!

3. Every Time Someone Asks You to Do Something, ask If they want frieswith that.

4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their caffeine addictions, Switch to Espresso.

5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Marijuana'

6. Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

7. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk ! and see how many looks you get.

8. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

9. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

10. Sing Along At The Opera.

11. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

12. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

13. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

14. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot,Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

15. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are GoingTo Have To Let One Of You Go.'

'Life is short, break the rules, forgive quickly, kiss slowly, love
truly, laugh uncontrollably and never regret anything that made you
smile.'

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randum_unicorn Report | 12/14/2013 5:44 pm
randum_unicorn
WHAT IS THIS SORCERY!?!?!?
Antiquenette Report | 01/11/2010 5:21 pm
Antiquenette
Dude!
I haven't talked to you since forever!
Lord Krlos Report | 08/27/2009 10:58 pm
Lord Krlos
you logged off of facebook smile
Lord Krlos Report | 08/27/2009 9:49 pm
Lord Krlos
nvm
Lord Krlos Report | 08/27/2009 9:47 pm
Lord Krlos
ok since you changed i guess i will too sad
Lord Krlos Report | 08/24/2009 9:12 pm
Lord Krlos
Oye amor call me ok it's 12:12 if you get on ok biggrin im getting offline
Lord Krlos Report | 08/23/2009 8:57 pm
Lord Krlos
lol ilysm biggrin idk how to do this damn profile!!
Lord Krlos Report | 08/23/2009 8:55 pm
Lord Krlos
idk it's a damn dark elf... im a elf in warcraft lol biggrin
Lord Krlos Report | 08/23/2009 8:27 pm
Lord Krlos
I AM HER BOYFRIEND FOR ANYBODY WHO DOES NOT KNOW I AM biggrin HEHE
Lord Krlos Report | 08/23/2009 8:25 pm
Lord Krlos
lol woooow biggrin
 

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