the howie

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Last Login: 01/03/2012 2:29 pm

Registered: 08/18/2007

Gender: Male

Location: wandering

Birthday: 09/28

Occupation: geek

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A.L.E. . A Little something for Everybody

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This is not a trap

By reading this you have hereby agreed to donate huge amounts of gold to me unless you do the chicken dance RIGHT NOW. did you do it yet? no? what about now? If you haven't done it by now, then you're cursed forever. I will come up to you and I will....

dramallama ... dramallama
dramallama ... dramallama
dramallama ... dramallama
dramallama ... dramallama

do absolutely nothing. But, if you haven't done the chicken dance by now, I've already stolen about... 20 seconds of your life that you can never have back. MU-HAH-HAH-HAH!! evil

but seriously, you don't have to donate gold to me unless you want to. And if you do, I will probably give you some random type of item back. Thanks for listening! xd

What's up?

Hi, I'm Howie and I'm a geek, even to the point of belonging to the official Magic the Gathering Guild. I play the saxophone in concert and marching band, and I read way too much. I make strange jokes they may or may not be funny. The squiggly little guy you see holding my hand is Fleaan-da-flur. He's pretty cool for a strange science experiment gone wrong. He enjoys the sound of the saxophone and taking long crawls on the beach. Shiny objects distract him easily.

I'm also collecting trash and bugs for no apparent reason. So if you've got extra taking up space in ur inventory, you can give it to me or maybe I'll trade. take one of my quizzes, I'll love you forever for a very very long time.

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92% of teens would die if Hannah Montana or Jonas Brothers said it wasn't cool to breathe. Post this in your signature if you would be in the 8% laughing...

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Cryptic Transient Report | 11/20/2013 1:49 pm
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You're hare loocks awefull.
strawberry_bunny Report | 12/06/2011 4:23 pm
Don't worry, I understand. ^ w ^
I can't wait to read ittttt!
I think I'll read some tonight. I sort of have time to.
Since finals are coming up, much studying going on over here!
Good luck on everything! :3
strawberry_bunny Report | 11/15/2011 4:58 am
Find the camera faster!!! >:3
I wannaaaaa seeeeeee~~~ 83
strawberry_bunny Report | 10/29/2011 10:12 pm
Ha ha. XD
Thanks! :3

With all this talk of your skeleton costume, I'm getting excited to see it! 3nodding
You're making me squee so much and jump around! >w<
strawberry_bunny Report | 10/29/2011 10:54 am
Ohhhh. o w o
I sees nao. :3
Me understands. -pats your head- ^ w ^

I'm not that young. I'm 17 years old. o . o
Hopes that doesn't creep you out. D:
I'm gonna turn 18 soon. ^ w ^

Are you going to do anything on Halloween? :3
strawberry_bunny Report | 10/26/2011 7:56 pm
Ohh thank you! ^ w ^
It took a lot of hard work to get this hair. LOL. XD

Why would it be gross for you? o:
strawberry_bunny Report | 10/24/2011 12:38 pm
I'm a freshman in college. o w o
Don't feel old. Me is old too. ^ w ^
strawberry_bunny Report | 10/23/2011 7:32 pm
Ermm yep! I'm a freshman right nao~ o w o
And WOW!!! COLLEGE!!! O__________O
No wonder you are so smarty. :3
What are you majoring in? o.o

And.... I wonder if that answers your whole comment. <w<
Me forgetted what your comment said already. DX
strawberry_bunny Report | 10/22/2011 1:57 pm
Yayyyyy!!! I know midterms are here for me too! D:
At least you got good scores! ^( ^ w ^ )^

Do you go to college now? I dun really remember if I asked you this before. DX
And if you do, how is it for you? :3
strawberry_bunny Report | 10/18/2011 6:42 pm
Yayyy! That's great to know! :3
I'm just fine. Thank you.~ ^ w ^

So, anything interesting going on? o w o
I know we haven't talked in awhile! Kind miss our long chats. <w<
It's always entertaining! XD

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