My s**t
*Deep Breathe*Hey there. I'm Zoe. I'm generally a nice person, but if you cross me be ready for a brutal bitching. I love hair metal. I'm a total 80's rocker. I'm in love with Ryan Hale. I have awesome friends. I hate religion. I have strong opinions. I'm a sucker for sweet-talkers. I say what I think about you. I speak my mind constantly. I love my friends like family. Don't mess with them or you'll suffer the consequences. People who spell words wrong irritate me. I have a mini-shop. I like to draw. I like to sing. I like to hang out with my friends. I'm a closet redneck. I don't believe in Global Warming. But I do believe we should be careful with our planet. I love to start huge games of tag in Walmart and the Mall. If you want to know anything else, just get to know me.
Donations:
OneWayHeart - Grace of Aphrodite
Mrz Breakdown - Changeling Baby Girl 6th gen
Destroy Him Now - 12k
Thank you all biggrin
Trick Larken's Poem About Me:
GD's Blaziken, you filthy tabby cat.
Your cheeks are too chubby, your chin is too fat.
Your smile alone is enough to make children cry.
I'd hate to angry, I'd probably die.
And you were begging Purple c** to write a poem about you?
Do you crave the attention? Do you want the abuse?
Do you feel better now that you've been insulted?
I feel like a sell-out! I now feel disgusted!
Well I hope you're happy, I'm just too nice...
Wait for Purple c** to compare your figure to that of the mice.
LukeWarmBreaks' poem about me:
roses are red
you avi is blue
your name's zoe & we love you 4laugh
Androgynous Tit's Poem about me.
You not daft,
you not silly,
The GDs Blaziken v2 drinks from my willy.
blaziken, oh blaziken
you stand majestic and tall
against a backdrop of tortuous rivers
and imposing mountains
go ******** yourself
-quom
Noel Fielding's Laugh Poem
I love you
You are amazing
Do not feel blue
and something ending in "ing"
Jeffro6002 and GroundXero:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
IM GANNA ******** YOU WITH A RAKE
Sunday Post:
roses are red,
violets are blue,
here's a cool poem,
so you can feel loved too!
Peaceful Rest Valley's art for me:
Isn't he beautiful?
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Do they get noisy ?
I'm like.. imagining you taking them all out for a walk or something LOL
I know they get big 8D I like it big.
How did you end up with 12 mantises ?!
They're such small delicate looking creatures, I'd be too nervous to keep them as pets.
I need something bigger. Sturdier.
I've always wanted a gator redface but that's never going to happen in NY rolleyes
Murderface.
emo
That's hardcore.
What are their names?
redface