You know you live in 2009 when...
1. You go to a party, sit down and take Facebook/MySpace pics.
2. You havent played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/MSN/Face Book or YouTube, lol ok...
4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.
6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.
7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.
8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.
9. You were too busy to notice number five.
10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.
11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.
12. Put this in your profile if you fell for it. You know you did...

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I.........I Put this door in
I.........I your profile if
I......OI you have ever pushed
I.........I a door that said pull
I.........I

A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK "
"When I grew up I was BLACK, "
"When I'm sick I'm BLACK, "
"When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, "
"When I'm cold I'm BLACK, "
"When I die I'll be BLACK."
"But you sir."
"When you are born you're PINK".
"When you grow up you're WHITE, "
"When you're sick, you're GREEN, "
"When you go in the sun you turn RED, "
"When you're cold you turn BLUE, "
"And when you die you turn PURPLE.
"And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away..
I don't like racism, it's gay.
But whatever if you're racist.

A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle. GIRL: Slow down, i'm scared. GUY: No, this is fun. GIRL: No it's not, please, it's scary. GUY: Then tell me you love me. GIRL: I love you, slow down. GUY: Now give me a big hug *She gave him a big hug* GUY: Can you take my helmet off put it on yourself, It's really bothering me. The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks weren't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loves him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant that he would die. If you would do the same for the person you love, copy this in your profile<3

╔╗╔═╦╗ put this on your page
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If you ever felt...ALONE
If you ever felt...REJECTED
If you ever felt...CONFUSED
If you ever felt...LOST
If you ever felt...DEPRESSED
If you ever felt...ANGRY
If you ever felt...ASHAMED
If you ever felt...CURIOUS
If you ever felt...USED
...then put this on ur page.

Sick of Crying; Tired of Trying.
Yeah I'm Smiling; But Inside I'm Dying.

----///-----If you have ever felt
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-----///----Appathetic
-----///-----Depressed
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You Say Pink,
I Say Black.
You Say Paris Hilton,
I Say Amy Lee.
You Say Zac Efron,
I Say Gerard Way.
You Say Pop,
I Say Rock!
You Say I'm Weird,
I Say I'm Different.

This describes me in real life.I've actually those exact words said to me in real life,too.

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-i support cancer victims<3

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__♥__♥_____♥__♥___ Put This
_♥_____♥_♥_____♥__ Heart
_♥______♥______♥__ On Your
__♥_____/______♥__ Page If
___♥_________♥___ You Had
____♥___/___♥_____ Your Heart
______♥__♥_______ Broken
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