The Dead Joke

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Birthday: 06/08



Entry 23
Day 35,

"The target, "The Dead Joke " (No real name in the files), has been acting weird lately, keeping his head down, avoiding most people, But I personally feel he's up to something, I mean no Insane Person should be acting so calm Every day, "

Entry 53
Day 78 ,

"Iv'e been noticing some weird things lately, Sense , I'm usually the last one out, I hear odd things coming from down the hall, on floor 2, of course, nobody is aloud past that area, because that's where we keep some of the insanest people here, I'm going to report this to the boss soon, very soon "

Entry 82
Day 108 ,

"The boss has been gone for more then a month, I don't know who to report it too, Aside from that, the target has changed his behavior, hes actually being nice, smiling all the time, very unusual, but then again, this is a Insane Asylum"

Entry 100
Day 125 ,

"More noises, I'm starting to build up the courage to go down there and see what it is, I'm very tempted, but no, I'm not gonna risk my job for some noises,"

Entry 101
Day 126.

I'm only updating today because something crucial, The target, The Dead Joke, has been having breakdowns, people are coming to calm him down daily, he'll just spas on the floor, now theirs a doctor on duty, waiting for it to happen again, "

Entry 120
Day 143,

"Not to bring my personal problems into this, But , Yesterday night, I woke up, late. 2:00 in the morning to be exact, and I looked at my window, it was strange, i didn't remember leaving it open, i closed the window, Only to see the streetlight outside flickering, but under it, i thought i saw a figure, wearing a red straight jacket, like the Subject, The Dead Joke , I cleared my eyes, then he was gone , "

Live Entry 134
Day 150

"My curiosity is getting the best of me, so i decided to do a Live entry, In this entry, i will be taking a stroll down the corridor on the 2nd floor............. Okay , were here, I am now walking down the hallway, I'm noticing lights, more then usual, and there all flickering, I'm getting slightly scared , Sorry, i'm terrible at these live Entry's , i'm passing some of the cells, The Jokers, The Penguins.......... I just reached what i think the noise is coming from........ Its coming from The Dead Jokes cell, I don't have the keys, Yay, An excuse to go back .. What ? Wait what ? *Clunk * ................................................................................................ "Is this thing on ? , Well hello, I'm not really good at introductions, but I'm the dead Joke, Nice to meet you , Well, Ill be escaping now, Thanks for listening ! .

*In a Ordinary house *
I was home alone, I'm usually home alone on Saturdays when My Mother and Father work, But its okay, I like some alone time, once in a while , I was browsing YouTube, Like I always do, watching some videos, then, my video stopped, I didn't know why, But for some reason it redirected me to my home page, I looked over, to the recommendations, there was one video, It was called "Red" , I clicked on it, thinking it must be some funny video, because i watch funny video's a lot. The Comments were disabled, and there where no "Video's like this " On the side, Just a video, It buffered for awhile, until finally, It started, It was a long hallway, with no end, at least it seemed that way, until finally, i saw something, I saw movement, a defiant movement at the end of the hallway, It was weird, it was slow, but , still there, It got closer and closer, It was a man in a red straight jacket , his head was down, as he went past the screen, that was all, the video was over. That was when i saw the Description of the video, in the description, It red "He Knows, You Know " i looked around, I just realized it was completely dark, completely. Besides the computer screen, I then looked around, catching up with myself, I realized it must of been a joke some kid pulled, Then i heard the knocking, I got up, and opened the door, no body was there, then I opened the other door, Nobody. I heard a quiet whisper, it said "I know, I Know " I could barely identify the words, but i thought it was saying that , I went towards the whispers, and it led me to my broom closet, I opened the closet, to wince at the sight inside, It was a woman, in a lab coat, completely stripped besides that, covered in blood, though she had no scars, she was COVERED. Head to toe. I then got scared. I looked back, then saw the horrific est thing iv'e ever seen in my life, It was a man. Wearing pure red, He looked like the devil, in white and black makeup , He laughed, and laughed, i was to horrified to move, I couldn't do it.

The Body was found when his parents got home, his mom, was going to sweep the floor, but what she saw in the closet, scarred her to this day, it was her son, naked, blood everywhere, but no scars. .

He is now currently in Bayview county prison, but, he is Never, in prison for more then 3 weeks, whether hes rescued by some allies, or excapes on his own. He always manages to kill a few inmates before he leaves, If you see him, your advised to run, And if you dont run, he always finds a way in the end

He will kill you, Be afraid. .




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Ronaldinho10109 Report | 07/15/2013 5:28 pm
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Sinister Scarecrow Report | 10/30/2012 5:24 am
Sinister Scarecrow
Unsure, my "gifts" sway me towards being bad, but my conscience steers me towards good. I do what is right for me and my kind, no matter the cost.
Sinister Scarecrow Report | 06/02/2012 6:47 pm
Sinister Scarecrow
Alright, missin' my puddin' on here, but had a wonderful four days off in rl life with him so whose a girl to complain smile hope you are ok?
Sinister Scarecrow Report | 08/26/2011 1:34 am
Sinister Scarecrow
Howdy Cakes!
King of Crime - Joker Report | 08/20/2011 10:34 pm
King of Crime - Joker
Oh, yes. It will be fun. Bring some chocolates and graham crackers....I may want to make s'mores.
King of Crime - Joker Report | 08/20/2011 10:20 pm
King of Crime - Joker
Grab your hot dogs and marshmallows, we're going to burn Gotham City to the ground! Hahahahaha!
SiMpLiE-fALl-iN-lOvE Report | 08/11/2011 9:33 pm
thanks for buying
Kinu-Shinku Report | 08/10/2011 2:22 pm
Suddenly appears in front of your face, all the while wearing a cheshire grin.
" 'Allo. "
King of Crime - Joker Report | 08/10/2011 10:57 am
King of Crime - Joker
Yeah, it works in white. But that will force people to highlight whatever you send to be able to read it.
Forestillusion Report | 08/09/2011 9:06 pm
That outfit suits you very well indeed mrgreen