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** * **I have found a new love, a new source of motivation.
She is my Sophia.
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She is magnificent and she will be loved as I never was and it ain't no lie.
There's too much to say, but words don't do no justice as to how I feel about this baby girl. I'll continue with randomness. <3

Gah, Ray Romano is so annoying dude!
He's like a horrible hybrid of Tim Allen and Jerry Seinfeld.
The absolute worst kind of comedy.
These people not being funny at all is the proof incapable of being flawed that all their shows contain laugh tracks to remind people, "oh yeah, that ... that there?
That was a joke.
You're supposed to laugh now".
And then they do.
There are only a few comedy shows that have laugh tracks that are still funny regardless.
However, with shows like The Office, Family Guy, The Simpsons etc. it is a lot easier to respect the construction of the show even if you don't like them.
They are able to let people laugh all on their own, trusting them to decide what's funny and what isn't.
Ray Romano is not funny.
And it ain't no lie.
Truth be told (in my opinion of course<3) television comedy shows are never really funny at all to begin with.
They're babysitters for children as well as adults who have free time but don't know what to do with it and/or are too lazy to do what needs to get done.
I never laugh at these shows.
The good thing about being a tired and sleepy insomniac is the delirious laughter.
The bad thing is that it isn't delirious enough that I could successfully laugh wholeheartedly at Everybody Loves Raymond.
I'm sorry, I just don't love Raymond.

I like things ... sometimes.
1. hide
2. The Three Stooges (A good comedy show with a laugh track)
3. Books
4. The smell of books
5. Old Disney movies
6. Black and white
7. The silence outside
8. Solitude
9. Deep breaths
10. Sneezing
11. Honest people, so honest that they are truly unafraid of hurting your feelings.
12. Open-mindedness
13. Good British comedy shows from the 80s
14. Candy stores
15. Meditation
16. Writing
17. Free time
18. Energy
19. Kool kids ... with a K.
20. The word 'crisp'
21. Yellow
22. Walking into a super market and getting a rush of cold air.
23. New old music
24. Flower names (Jasmine, Lily, etc.)
25. The way ducks walk
26. Sleep
27. Dreams
28. The smell of Pinesol
29. When someone confides in me, when it is also a rarity for the person
30. Piano and guitar solos
31. Sex and masturbation and the subject being treated naturally yet personally.
32. Bookmens
33. Meeting new people that don't do drugs. <3
34. Grey eyes
35. People who can take a hint
37. Victorian style
38. Really tall trees
39. Pictures of bugs
40.Shiny things and glitter
41. Rubber bands
42. Accents
43. Animals that hop
44. Pink hair
45. Suave voices (oh baby :3)
46. Clothes that just came out of the dryer
47. The smell and sound of rain
48. When people get what they deserve
49. Wigs
50. Big beds
51. Selflessness
52. Long cold showers in the summertime
53. People that are clever enough to say things that came from their own mind and not from the internet, television, movies, other people's minds etc.
54. Different languages
55. Street lights at nighttime
56. 4:00 in the morning
57. Aged things
58. Romance without the involvement of people
59. Opportunity
60. Staring at nothing
61. Relaxing my muscles
62. A full day's work
63. The sound of swings in the park
64. Apologies when they're sincere
65. Clouds
66. Posters
67. Old photographs
68. Listening to music in the dark
69. Delirious laughter
70. New wave
71. Imagination
72. Coffee shops
73. Maps and globes
74. Stars
75. Little tears
76. Art, (though I am extremely picky with what kind of art I like, especially with paintings)
77. Privacy
78. Cranberry juice
79. Good pens, crayons, pencils etc.
80. Spontaneous memories
81. Hand-written letters
82. Green grassy hills
83. Personal breakthroughs
84. Big bug sunglasses
85. Trench coats that aren't occupied by molesters and/or stalkers
86. Stripes
87. Morgan Freeman
88. Pajama pants
89. Exact change to pay for something
90. Red and yellow apples
91. Pendulums and grandfather clocks
92. VHS tapes
93. Terry Pratchet
94. Birds
95. Fiji water
96. Curly hair
97. Violins and they way some rosin smells
98. Maw maw's house :3
99. Masquerade masks
100. Jellyfish

Been writin' lately. Yes, it shall be my autumn/winter project. Barely have anything written, still getting the idea down so STFU and GTFO KKKKKKTHANXBAIBAIBAI BYE BYE! Might sound crazy but it ain't no lie, baby, bye bye bye -waves- :3


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President Kristian Fry Report | 09/09/2010 7:15 pm
President Kristian Fry
Well it is true.
President Kristian Fry Report | 09/07/2010 8:39 pm
President Kristian Fry
Your always cute my friend always cute.
President Kristian Fry Report | 09/07/2010 8:37 pm
President Kristian Fry
A friend I made on here. She is a big Star Trek fan like me but loves being random which is cute.
President Kristian Fry Report | 09/07/2010 8:34 pm
President Kristian Fry
lol your sounding like Sarah.
littleghvst Report | 09/07/2010 8:29 pm
/Creeps on.
President Kristian Fry Report | 09/07/2010 8:27 pm
President Kristian Fry
Fair enough. So whats with the comments? trying to get gold?
President Kristian Fry Report | 09/07/2010 8:23 pm
President Kristian Fry
rofl. Nice name change.
President Kristian Fry Report | 09/07/2010 8:18 pm
President Kristian Fry
Teh Cream Soda Report | 09/06/2010 7:33 pm
Teh Cream Soda
Srry I'm already in ownership. O:
But yea you lookin FOYN. o w o
Teh Cream Soda Report | 09/06/2010 7:21 pm
Teh Cream Soda
Nyuuuuu~~ Well aren't you gorgeous ; w ;