Hello. You're probably bored, seeing as you've come to visit my profile. I can tell you already that it's nothing special or out of the ordinary.
I was created on the seventh of September at 4:37 or so. My creator needed some kind of mule so that she could sell cheap things for outrageously high prices. Thus, here I am.
Sorry, I cannot tell you who my creator is or you'll probably mob her.