It was 50 years ago, on the Irken military training planet Devastis. I had been waiting years to take my final test to become one of the Irken Elite Soldiers, and should the need arise, be one of the Invaders. You blew the power block for one half of the planet, but the testing went on uninterrupted on the other side. I pleaded with the control brain to let me take the test, but she said I had to wait another 70 years. I was placed on a janitorial squad, and then sent to planet DIRT! I escaped and began my long search for the mysterious person who caused the blackout...and RUINED MY LIFE!
"I Should Have Been An Invader...!"