#i'll provide you with tasteless humor
and randomly chosen images
Helen Keller jokes aren't funny, Anne Frank-ly...
I once saw a sign that said 'watch for children', and I thought, that sounds like a fair trade. Especially if they're crappy kids.
I love every bone in
I used to be really into nostalgia...
Why does Bill Clinton drink so much
coffee? So he can stay up for long hours,
to satisfy the needs of his staff.
Yo mamma's so old, Jurassic Park brought back memories.
the key on Ben Franklin's kite was the
spare to her apartment.
her first Christmas was THE first Christmas.
Yo mamma cooks so bad the family prays AFTER they eat.
Yo mamma's so stupid she thought the classified ads were top secret.
she put her watch in her piggy bank to save time.
she thought General Motors was in the army.
<- Vladimir Putin swimming
A cheetah would
never cheat on his
wife, but a Tiger