Birthday: 07/01
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When she stares at your mouth [ Kiss her ] When she pushes you or hits you because she thinks she’s stronger than you [ Grab her and dont let go ] When she starts cursing at you trying to act all tough [ Kiss her and tell her you love her ] When she’s quiet [ Ask her whats wrong ] When she ignores you [ Give her your attention ] When she pulls away [ Pull her back ] When you see her at her worst [ Tell her she’s beautiful ] When you see her start crying ... ... ... [Just ... ... hold ... her and ... dont ... say a word ] When you see her walking [ Sneak up and hug her waist from behind ] When she’s scared [ Protect her ] When she steals your favorite hat [ Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night] When she teases you [ Tease her back and make her laugh ] When she doesn’t answer for a long time [ reassure her that everything is okay ] When she looks at you with doubt [ Back yourself up ] When she says that she likes you [SHE REALLY DOES MORE THAN YOU COULD UNDERSTAND!!!] When she grabs at your hands [ Hold her’s and play with her fingers ] When she bumps into you; [ bump into her back and make her laugh ] When she tells you a secret [ keep it safe and untold ] When she looks at you in your eyes [ dont look away until she does ] When she reposts this bulletin [ she wants you to read it ] - Stay on the phone with her even if she’s not saying anything. - When she’s mad hug her tight and don’t let go - When she says she’s ok dont believe it, talk with her - because 10 yrs later she’ll remember you - Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her - Treat her like she’s all that matters to you. - Stay up all night with her when she’s sick. - Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it’s stupid. - Give her the world. - Let her wear your clothes. - When she’s bored and sad, hang out with her. - Let her know she’s important. - Kiss her in the pouring rain. - When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is; “Whose a** am I kicking baby?”
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1)Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, unzipped his fly and said Jill, do ya wanna? Jill said yes, took off her dress and they did the hankeypankey, but Jill forgot to pop the pill and out popped little Frankie! 2)Too often, we loose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and b***h-slap the ******** upside the head! 3)10 commandments of being a teenager: 1. Thou shall not sneak out when there parents are sleeping (why wait?) 2. Thou shall not do drugs (alochol lasts longer) 3. Thou shall not steal from K-mart (Walmart has a bigger selection) 4. Thou shall not get arrested for vandalism (destructon has a bigger effect) 5. Thou shall not steal from their parents (everyone knows Grandma has more money) 6. Thou shall not get into fights (start them) 7. Thou shall not skip class (take the whole day off) 8. Thou shall not go to strip clubs (Hooters has better food) 9. Thou shall not think about having sex (like Nike says... just do it) 10. Thou shall not help old ladies cross the street (leave them in the middle) 4)So... the elephant says to the camel "why do you have 2 boobs on your back?" the camel replies "that's a pretty stupid question coming from someone who has a d**k on his face" 5)A b***h is a dog, a dog barks, bark is on a tree, a tree is part of nature, nature is beautiful, so when you call me a b***h... thanks for the compliment.
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and for 2012 well i just laft on some parts >.^
ether way happythanksgiving to you too
and 2012 was ok i laft one the oldladys died in the car lmao ^.^