Lol I don't have interests...

Remind me to update my interests.

Facts about me

My name's Jordan.

I like cars but Mae likes motorbikes.

I like pop she likes rock.

I love shooters she loves rpgs.

I hate cheese, she loves it yet

I like cheese and onion crisps which she hates.

Sounds familiar yet not like a fantasy...

Proof opposites attract.

Theory proven. I won the bet.

Mae Soi owes me sandwich.


What you see is what you get

Swifty Jordan's avatar

Birthday: 05/23

This is it

Complaints Here

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Mae Soi Report | 05/01/2014 10:01 am
Mae Soi

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Mae Soi Report | 09/14/2013 9:44 am
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Mae Soi Report | 09/13/2013 8:42 pm
Mae Soi
Reading your previous made me realise how stupid we looked.
Egg-cellent >:3
Mae Soi Report | 09/13/2013 7:03 pm
Mae Soi
I know I can just like ring you or something but I've rekindled my love for Gaia so when I tell you to check that "weird anime online social network" again, you'll find lovely comments from the Mae of your heart. Before I cut it out.
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Mae Soi Report | 09/13/2013 6:56 pm
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Lost my s**t here.
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Mae Soi Report | 09/11/2013 8:22 pm
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Mae Soi Report | 04/09/2012 7:10 am
Mae Soi
That's so cute.
I wish Dark Souls looked like that.
That way I wouldn't have nightmares when I play it.
I love you!
Mae Soi Report | 03/25/2012 4:24 pm
Mae Soi
Then no.
Goodnight without me gonk
Mae Soi Report | 03/25/2012 4:21 pm
Mae Soi
Yes, go! C'MON. gonk
Mae Soi Report | 03/25/2012 4:15 pm
Mae Soi
Since... since... I pronounce thee... Ninja Jordan. 3nodding
Mae Soi

Guuurls be crazy with their gang violence...

Once you get under his skin he isn't so bad... but me? I'm awesome!

I'm apart of everything 'cause I rawk yer socks.

C'mon! Get me a balloon! Please?

No, Ican't. I'm too embarassed to go over there and get one.

Oh, Please! That little kid is getting one!