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sharkman11212 Report | 03/05/2010 3:13 pm

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dj-ray swift Report | 12/22/2009 9:52 pm

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Fetus Turd Report | 11/20/2009 3:26 pm

we dont talk alot where u been?






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Fetus Turd Report | 11/20/2009 3:25 pm

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Fetus Turd Report | 11/13/2009 10:58 am

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Fetus Turd Report | 11/11/2009 3:16 pm

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sharkman11212 Report | 11/11/2009 6:20 am

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TRNZTTR Report | 08/26/2009 4:53 am

happy birthday

darkasschocolate1 Report | 08/06/2009 6:43 pm

There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk, I mean really ,really, really drunk. When the bar closed he got up to go home.





As he stumbled out the door, he saw a nun walking on the sidewalk. So he stumbled over to the nun and punched her in the face. The nun was really surprised but before she could do or say anything he punched her again.





This time she fell down and he stumbled over to her and kicked her in the side, then he picked her up and threw her into a wall. By this time the nun was pretty weak and couldn't move very much.





So then he stumbled over to her, put his face right next to hers and said........


"Not very freakin' strong tonight, are you Batman!"


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It's Colonel Smith's first day at a new base in Saudi Arabia, and the company clerk is showing him around the camp. They tour the entire base and the clerk shows him around and points out every building of interest. At the end of the tour, the Colonel says, "What about that little stable over there? What's that for?"





"Well," says the clerk, and looks at the ground in embarassment, "you may have noticed there aren't any women on the base. You see, we keep a camel in that there stable, so that when the men get their urges they can --"





The Colonel holds up his hand, shakes his head and cuts off the clerk midsentence. "PLEASE! Say no more. I get the point."





Well, as you can imagine, after a few weeks on the base the Colonel too felt the need for a woman, and so he found himself at the clerk's desk one Saturday afternoon. "Tell me," the Colonel said in a whisper, looking over his shoulder to be sure no one else could hear, "is the camel free this afternoon?"





The clerk checks his appointment book and nods in the affirmative. "How about I schedule you in for 2:00?"





The Colonel nods and walks away. At 2:00 he makes his way to the stable, walks in, and gently closes the door behind him. He finds a small stepping stool nearby, moves it behind the camel, and climbs onto it. Then he lowers his trousers, and begins, well, making love to the camel.





Just as he's nearing his peak, the door opens suddenly and the Colonel spins around in shock and embarrassment to see the clerk standing there with a big grin on his face. As the Colonel begins to yell for him to leave, the clerk interrupts him with a quizzical look on his face.





"Begging your pardon, sir, but wouldn't it have been simpler for you to just ride the camel into town to find a woman, like the other men do?"


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A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts, "Honey, could you fix the light in the hallway? It's been flickering for weeks now."





He looks at her and says angrily, "Fix the light? Now? Does it look like I have a G.E. logo printed on my forehead? I don't think so."





"Well then, could you fix the fridge door? It won't close right."





To which he replied, "Fix the fridge door? Does it look like I have Westinghouse written on my forehead? I don't think so."





"Fine," she says, "Then could you at least fix the steps to the front door? They're about to break."





"I'm not a damn carpenter and I don't want to fix the steps," he says. "Does it look like I have Ace Hardware written on my forehead? I don't think so. I've had enough of you. I'm going to the bar!!!"





So he goes to the bar and drinks for a couple hours.





He starts to feel guilty about how he treated his wife, and decides to go home and help out. As he walks into the house, he notices the steps are already fixed. As he enters the house, he sees the hall light is working. As he goes to get a beer, he notices the fridge door is fixed. "Honey, how'd this all get fixed?"





She said, "Well, when you left, I sat outside and cried. Just then a nice young man asked me what was wrong, and I told him. He offered to do all the repairs, and all I had to do was either screw him or bake him a cake."





He said, "So, what kind of c

andreevna Report | 07/30/2009 3:52 pm

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