19 Ways to Get Kicked Out of safeway1-wander through the store dressed in all black with a fake walkie-talkie humming the Mission Impossible theme. When someone asks what you're doing, scream "LOOK OUT!!!" and push them behind a shelf2-Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly after they take one.3-Buy 350 packets of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!!" once the cashier tells you the price4-Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask someone where you can find some "musical devices"5-when the announcer-thing comes on, throw yourself on the floor and scream "THE VOICES!!!THEY'RE BACK!!!"6-start a fish stick fight7-walk up to random people and give them giant bear hugs. Then scream "I MISSED YA, MAN!!!!!!!"8-(this requires a friend) Jump in a cart and have a friend push you around screaming "The British are coming!!! The british are coming!!!"9-walk up to an employee and murmur "code red in aisle 3" and see what they do10-attempt to fly off a high shelf11-throw confetti on random people walking into the store12-whisper "I know your "little secret"' to people in the checkout line13-stand inside the freezer at the frozen food section14-walk up to employees and whisper "I saw dead people...They want me to take you away...to aisle 8..."15-go to an employee and say "middle earth is coming to an end and you need to eat more carrots16-go around and look like u have terret sindrunm yelling "holy s**t"and "******** u"to random people17-same thing but ride one of the skuters and go by some one and say "holy s**t" rhight next to them loudly18-say im "dead sexy" in the middle of the store loud19-go to peoeple and say "oh you tuch my tra la la my ding ding dong"
Hi, I am Teddy. Once you read this you cannot get out. Finish reading this until it is done! As I said, I am Teddy. I am 7 years old and have no eyes and blood all over my face. I am dead. If you don't send this to 12 ppl, I will come to ur house at midnight and hide under ur bed. When ur asleep I'll kill you. Don't believe me? Case 1: Patty Buckles got this email. She doesn't believe in chain letters. Well, foolish Patty. She was sleeping when her TV started flickering on and off. Now she's not with us anymore. Haha Patty, haha. You don't wanna be like Patty, do you? Case 2: George M Simon hates chain mail, but he didn't wanna die that night. He sent it to 4 ppl. Not good enough George. Now George is in a coma & we don't know if he'll ever wake up. Haha George haha! Now, you don't wanna be like George do you? Case 3: Valarie Tyler got this letter. Another chain letter she thought. She only had 7 more people to send too. Well, that night when she was having a shower she saw Bloody Mary in the mirror It was the BIGGEST fright of her life. Valarie is scarred for life. Case 4: Derek Minse. This is the last case so I'll tell you about it. Derek was a smart person. He sent it to 12 people and found a $100.00 dollar bill on the ground. He was promoted to head officer at his job and his girlfriend accepted his propose. Now Katie and him are living happily ever after. They now have 2 beautiful children. Send this 2 12 ppl or you'll serve the consequences. 0 - you'll die 2ight; 1 to 6 - you'll get injured; 7 to 11 - you'll get the biggest fright of ur life; 12 and over - ur saved and will have a great fortune. Do what Teddy!!!! Hurry!!!! Send this to 12 ppl before midnight 2night
FRIEND. if i dont get dis bak, i understand lol. but i hve a game for u. once u read this letter, u must send it to 15 ppl that u really care about, including the person that sent it to u. if u receive at least 7 back, then u r loved. nobody knows wat they hve until they loose it. u never leave the person whom u love for the one u like, cuz that person who u like will leave u for the person whom they love. tonite rite at 1200am, ur true love is goin to realize that they LOVE u! then something is gonna happen to u between 100 and 200a.m. 2morrow, get ready for the greatest shock of your life. if u break this chai u r goin to have bad luck in love for the next years of your life. send this to 15ppl in 15min.. do it to you wanna know who your real love is p.s my friend told me to do dis