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Report | 10/05/2008 11:29 am

It bugs me sometimes. Really.

Ha...yes... Good times, right Matt?

...No. It's not an obsession, nor is it a crush. It's a ...nothing. Yes, a big, fat, nothing.

I mean, who the HELL would like that kid? He's quiet, and boring, and immature...

...Yeah, Matt. Ya' caught me. I want to be a Powerpuff girl. It's always been my dream. Beating Near was just a cover up... NO I DON'T WANNA' BE A POWERPUFF GIRL.

How in the HELL do I act like a Powerpuff Girl? Cartoon Network has to be really ******** up to post up a show where small little girls go around killing people in the mafia.

...um... I wouldn't describe the feeling as 'giddy' ... Gah! see, this is why you HAVE no confidence. I'm sure you've got lot's of things to care about.

W...Willy Wonka...? GROSS. -shudder- As much as I love chocolate...he creeps me out. Alot. Okay, more than alot. Never...in the history of history, would I date Willy Wonka. I'd probably shoot him then TAKE all the chocolate... that'd work.

Report | 10/05/2008 11:08 am

Choklit Hoar

What confidence? You never had any to begin with. It's surprising.

...I won't lie to you, I am tempted to shoot you. Multiple times.

It's not an OBSESSION. don't call it an OBSESSION... it's just a ...GAH. Drop it okay?

Yes. Be happy. I saved you from years of chain smoking, video game playing, and lying on the couch doing nothing all day... Oh wait, no I havent. You still do all of those things now.

"Sugar, spice and everything nice"? i don't wanna be a Powerpuff Girl.

Oh God... you'll rest in peace, only if your games go to a good home?! That's sick, Matt... really sick. You've got a serious problem.

My love life should be none of your concern. And so what? If I'm dating someone, they've gotta be able to make me happy. And to make me happy, ya gotta do what I want.

Report | 10/05/2008 10:40 am

Choklit Hoar

sorry for the delay. i had to go to a debate tournament... i hate those things sometimes.

Of course, Matt. I can't think of anyone as special as you.

Psh... and don't put it ahead of yourself. I just find you one of the more tolerable people in this place...

I...of course I wouldnt do that!! That little tard's (non-existant) private life, is none of my concern.

I'm lucky you put up with me? You're lucky I keep you around. What would you be doing with your life if I didn't give you anything to do? Nothing, that's what.

Really? Then you and I must have different definitions of obediant.

Yeah, you do what I tell you to do, with a sour attitude and gripes and whines.

It gets tiring after a while, ya know?

Hm... on second thought, I could just PAWN off your games. it'd reel in some extra money... Then we both win. You're games don't have to "stand the likes of me" and i'll get rid of em. With a few bucks in my pocket too. Yeah, I'll bury your cigarettes. Those things have been pestering me too long. But don't expect their funeral to be peaceful. Don't worry. Your guns will be put to good use.

Aw, anything for YOU, Matt. Just think of it as... a token of my love. HA HA-sorry... I say that with a serious face.

Hn. Good point. But I suppose that's what I like about you. Always loyal.

Report | 09/30/2008 2:46 pm

Choklit Hoar

You wouldnt be so stupid as to carry out that plan, would you? If I ever came close to resembling that little s**t, I'd put a bullet through my head. Perhaps your head as well.

Psh. Figures that you'd know how to pick a lock, even at that age. A skill used for nothing but common thievery. Of course you'd have a lighter. I don't know anyone else willing to waste a chunk of their life sucking away at some paper, that will eventually kill you. Except for you Matt. You're special.

I'm way past such trival things like sneaking into Near's room.

Ha, yeah. I'd kinda suck if you ended up dying in some plain hospital bed... after all the s**t we've gone through, we'd better go out in a bang.

So, you wanna have an "epic death" involving a bullet to the head? ...That can be arranged.

Aw... Does Matty not want me to hang around anymore?

I'm in your nightmares now? I'm flattered... I didn't know you thought of me so often.

Of course I'd be upset. I'd have to go through all the trouble of finding another A-hole hacker stupid enough to go through the s**t I throw at 'em. But perhaps this one will be a touch more obedient...neh?

******** no... I wouldn't go as far to... "scrape you off the pavement." Maybe dig a hole and toss your video games in 'em...dunno, in memory of you? I have to get rid of the little monsters somehow... Ah, yes. I can see it now. "Here lies Matt's games. Annoying little ********."

Has a nice ring.

Psh. A little to late for being a dog, doncha think?

Report | 09/30/2008 12:46 am

Choklit Hoar

Yes, Matt. Why do I always have to repeat myself? There are no wonders of denim. Leather isn't as bad as you think. You should try it some time... As long as it's not my leather. Don't touch that.

Ha, yeah. You got it right. For once. Congrats.

No, I wasn't aware that you were actually doing something will your life. When did you start? And if you smoke any more, tabacco's gonna be the death of you, not me. And I think I'm way more qualified to kill you. I say this with love, of course.

Okay then. It won't matter if I'm "in your personal life" or not. I'll always be in your life regardless.

I'm flattered, Matt. You know me too well.

...Yeah. Only one problem with that. You can't make someone do ANYTHING, when you're dead. So...good luck with that.

Psh, and like Hell I'd clean up my "loyal hackers" guts. Loyal hackers don't talk back.

Report | 09/29/2008 2:21 pm

Choklit Hoar

Fck...that back button is SERIOUSLY annoying me... how in the hell could i have pushed it a second time? i hate re-typing comments. <_<;

Who in the world would want to see you go to the restroom? Certainly not I.

...I wont even ask.

There are no wonders of denim. I dont see why anyone would want to wear something as hideous as denim when something as miraculous as leather exists. My leather has multiple purposes. Plus, If you had an outfit that made you look this good, would you take it off? No, I didn't think so.

Of course, Matt. WhatEVER would I do without you occupying the sofa, playing those video games all day long, deafening me with loud obnoxious music, and attempting to suffocate me with your damn cigarettes?

I don't care what you do with your personal life. As long as you keep me outta it.

Matt, I'm hurt! After all I've done for you, you have the audacity to say such unforgiving statements?

Go play in traffic.

Report | 09/29/2008 3:14 am

Choklit Hoar

Oh...well that was irritating... I was just about to finish the comment when I hit the back button... -sigh- Time to re-type.

I had no idea I was such a tyrant, Matt. Here I was, thinking I was a saint. Thanks for pointing that out to me, really. That was as you so eloquently put it, sarcasm.

You're done working when I say you are.

It might not be you or I, but I'm sure someone has suffered from your constant procrastination.

What can I say? I'm a giver.

I don't preach to you about the wonders of leather; don't preach to me about the "wonders" of denim.

Ha... ya know me. Always watching out for your safety... (Ha...sarcasm comes into play alot, doesnt it?)

...I really needed to know about your personal life with other guys. Thanks for telling me that. <_<;

...Do you wan't me to shoot you? If you do, keep it up.

Ya, you can't win at life when you're dead, Matt. And I'm quickly losing patience with you.

Report | 09/28/2008 1:24 pm

Choklit Hoar

...Now, why in the WORLD would I buy anything that would make you happy? ...Since I was OBVIOUSLY put on this Earth to make your life miserable.

psh. Hey, you can enjoy them after you get your job done. Till then, I wont have any patience regarding your gaming. C'mon Matt, I don't take everything away, do I?

What? Are you saying that you'd rather have me wear... -shudder- jeans? ...I refuse.

Heh... we'll, you've got the job and everything that comes with it. If you die...tough luck... I'd surprise myself by saying I'd be rather lonely without the constant smog of cigarette smoke lingering about me all day. So yea...don't die. If you do, I'll ******** you up.... o.O again?

When I said paradise... I didn't mean... ya know what? Never mind. Yeah. I'll entertain you. You're like a homo paradise.

...You're the best man for the job...

Not the only one. Keep that in mind.

Hippies...yeah, no.

Yeah. You're crazy. I don't think they released one sane person from that orphanage...

...It's like you know exactly what to say...

to drive me crazy. congrats. you win at life.

Report | 09/28/2008 12:38 pm

Choklit Hoar

psh. like i like my leather. Bloody hypocrite.

HA! that's what you call working? If you have enough time to play your FCKING ANNOYING AS HELL video games.

I swear, if I hear that theme song one.more.time. I'm going to kill you.

My leather is awesome. You cannot argue with this fact. Case closed.

Oh? Jesus...what world are you living in? I would obviously win. Those cigarettes have to be taking a toll on your body.

you're smoking yourself into an early grave.

...I don't see you arguing. You'd have to be a cold heartless b*****d to judge someone of their sexual orientation.

As much as it pains me to say, you are not a cold and hearless b*****d.

...paradise? you give yourself too much credit. Stop twisting my words around.

Don't get me started on Pacifism. You'll never shut me up.

...Last warning. If you want to live with all of your fingers attached to your hand, you will leave my chocolate unharmed.

Report | 09/28/2008 12:17 pm

Choklit Hoar

Whatever. I find that my gun can be quite persuasive at times. wouldn't you agree, Matty?

I'll admit it if you admit that you dress in the dark every day. no one can dress the way you do on purpose.

and if there are crazy people who support... your "preferred clothing style", I have no hope left for humanity.

And don't you DARE bring up Near in this.

...Excuse me? Only shoot a gun. You must've been talking to the wrong person. The ludicrous statement could never be directed at me.

Fine then. Just like you don't wanna show a "rainbow of emotion", I don't wanna "be an emotionless rock"

We're even.

...I should shoot you. That was a very corny pun.

Psh. Please, you're like a gay paradise.

What's so wrong with being like me? I don't see why anyone WOULDNT want to be like me?

Matt...no...

If you so much as lay a hand on my chocolate, you'll surely parish.

Report | 09/28/2008 11:53 am

Choklit Hoar

Yes. I am sure.

The more you deny it, the more certain I become.

...A manly smexy beast? PLEASE, Matt. Save yourself the effort of getting off the sofa to be social; instead of playing your stupid video games all day.

And im sure im way more smexy than some... manly beast.

...Not that i admit to being girly or anything... >_>;

Girly figure? It's called being LEAN and IN SHAPE.

hit a gym some time.

I havent exactly seen a rainbow of emotion from you either.

;] I never called you a "rock". but now that you mention it...

...If you touch my chocolate, your video games are gonna look like swiss cheese when Im done with 'em.

Report | 09/24/2008 6:09 pm

Choklit Hoar

Female smexy beast? Ha, you know you wouldnt have it any other way.

No. I am not joking about putting you in a dress. Let's shove your skinny arse in one and see who's more of a man.

Please, Matt. There's a difference between have feelings and being emotional. I just chose not to spend my life resembling an unemotional rock.

Oh, you're one to talk. I seriously need to flush your damn cigarettes down the toilet.

Report | 09/22/2008 5:18 pm

Choklit Hoar

.__.

there's a fine line between girly and smexy beast. I just happen to be the latter.

Psh, and what are you talking about? If I slapped a dress on you, you'd be TWICE the girl I'd be. Stop denying it.

bad a** and scary, huh? you're about as scary as a chocolate bar.

Report | 09/19/2008 3:45 am

Choklit Hoar

che. >8]

Really Matt, who would be scared of you?

Even with that gun you don't look too scary. xD