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FAKE a** FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
FAKE a** FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.
FAKE a** FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying "Damn … we ******** up … but that s**t was fun!"
FAKE a** FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.
FAKE a** FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your s**t so long they forget its yours.
FAKE a** FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.
FAKE a** FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds a** that left you.
FAKE a** FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I’M HOME!"
FAKE a** FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.
FAKE a** FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "b***h, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste."
FAKE a** FRIENDS: Will talk s**t to the person who talks s**t about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the ******** out!
FAKE a** FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!
FAKE a** FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.
FAKE a** FRIENDS: Will give you their umbralle when it is raining
REAL FRIENDS:Will take yours and say "Run b***h Run!"
FAKE a** FRIENDS: Will ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it