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MY NAME IS NOT IMPORTANT ONLI PPL WHO NO ME WELL NO IT.Im 16.I love being RaNdOm.well i am random XD lol.so if u want to no more u have 2 b klose wit me or just ask XD

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Mama -SHM- Report | 05/29/2011 6:20 pm
Mama -SHM-
Sir, u have many bananas in ur profile. i like it.
c:
Elvis on Crack Report | 04/01/2011 12:30 pm
Elvis on Crack
~Stalks~ <3
Winter Knighted Report | 03/11/2011 7:52 pm
Winter Knighted
Hello. How are you?
xx-Unbound Wishes Report | 12/06/2010 4:19 pm
xx-Unbound Wishes
Come Back Online . '-'
mtz dot Report | 11/26/2010 8:00 pm
mtz dot
we all know wo you are now just stop being a fake
iiFilipinoXX Report | 11/10/2010 2:34 pm
iiFilipinoXX
Did you just call me a dumbass?
I didn't do anything. unless thats ur user than im kool.
And yea one of his friends and my friend told me that his account belong to you now. and hi my name is dan
Nice to meet you too.
iiFilipinoXX Report | 11/08/2010 3:35 pm
iiFilipinoXX
u didnt have to quit.
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XDarkLilAznWolfSoulX Report | 11/07/2010 8:40 am
XDarkLilAznWolfSoulX
Heys how are ya?
iJackieRice Report | 11/06/2010 1:36 pm
iJackieRice
awwweee u rply days later.....thnx anyways
iJackieRice Report | 11/04/2010 3:59 pm
iJackieRice
u made a new account?

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A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK " "When I grew up I was BLACK, " "When I'm sick I'm BLACK, " "When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, " "When I'm cold I'm BLACK, " "When I die I'll be BLACK." "But you sir." "When you are born you're PINK". "When you grow up you're WHITE, " "When you're sick, you're GREEN, " "When you go in the sun you turn RED, " "When you're cold you turn BLUE, " "And when you die you turn PURPLE. "And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.. Put this on your page if you HATE racism

my awesome friends in real life their names are Nick and Juan

me fwend knowing me since i began gaia

ILL KILL ANY NIKKA WHO DOES THIS TO MEH GIRL OR MEH FRIEND.Guy- "Can we have sex right now? Girl- "Can we do what?" Guy- "You know, can I be your first, finally?" Girl- "Um...no." Guy- "Why?" Girl- "Because, 1. you have a girlfriend, who happens to be my friend..." Guy- "So, if you don't tell, I won't tell." Girl- "Besides that, I'm waiting for someone special. Someone that I want to be with for the rest of my life to be my first." Guy- "I'm not special to you?" Girl- "You're my friend. That's all." Guy- looks forward and keeps driving. 25 minutes pass... Guy- starts to run his hand up the girl's thigh. Girl- moves his hand, "Don't touch me.". Guy- tries to kiss her. Girl- screams, "Would you stop." Guy- continues trying. Girl- moves to the back seat Guy- parks on an abandoned street and gets in the backseat with the girl. Starts to kiss her. Girl- pushes him off and scoots over, "Please, don't do this." Guy- "Don't do what, I know you want it, I can see it in your eyes." Moves over to her and starts to unbutton her pants. Girl- pushes him harder and says, "No, don't." Guy- getting aggravated, punches her and tells her to stop "playing hard to get". Girl- crying, continues to fight. Guy- punches her harder, pulls her pants off, and holds her down. Girl- screams as he penetrates her, "NO, please don't do this to me!" Guy- puts his hand over her mouth. An hour passes... Guy- pulls back and wipes himself off. Girl- sits on the corner of the seat, crying. Guy- looks at her and says, "You better not tell anybody about this. If you're really my friend, you won't tell anybody about this. You know I love you." He reaches out his hand to touch her cheek. Girl- pulls back, "Just take me home, now." Guy- says, "Alright." Gets in the front seat and drives her home. 2 months later... Girl- "Doctor, what's wrong with me. I haven't had my time of the month in 2 months." Doctor- looks at her, "You haven't been having your "time" for a reason." Girl- looks at him and says, "Why?" dreading the answer that she was sure to receive. Doctor- "You are pregnant." Girl- faints. The story gets out that she is pregnant, and people start looking to the Guy. He claims that it isn't his because she was sleeping with every guy in the school(which was a lie). He goes to her and tells her, "I'm telling you, if you lie to people and say that I raped you, I'll kill you." The Girl is completely devastated. First, he took her virginity and got her pregnant...then he lied about it. So completely depressed...the girl commits suicide by drug overdose... Girls, if this story touched you, put this on your profile under "No means no" Guys, if this story pisses you off, put this on your profile under "I'll kill any ******** who does this to my girl or any girl" used to b b

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98% of teenagers say "I Love You" and don't mean it. if you are one of the 2% that does, then copy and paste thise in your profile. I always mean it when I say it

95% of teens would panic if Edward Cullen was on a 250 foot building about to jump. Copy this if you are one of the 5% who brought popcorn, a chair, and shouted "DO A FLIP!"

True Love........A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mp on a deserted road on a motorcycle...GIRL: Slow down were going too fast, im scared!BOY:Come on don't worry, i know what im doing. Your having fun right?GIRL:NO. Please stop im really scared!!!BOY: then tell meh you love me.GIRL:I LOVE YOU! Now please, slow down!!BOY: Give meh a hug. GIRL: -HUGS HIM-BOY: Can you help me out here? can you take my helmet and put it on you its bugging meh.............In the paper the next day, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to break failure, 2 people found but only 1 survived.....TRUTH.....halfway down the road the guy realized the break were broken...but he didn't want to let the girl know..Instead he just want to hear her voice saying "i love you" 1 last time and to feel her hug..then he had her wear his helmet so she would survive even thought it meant he would.....die....and that's true love...< if someone ever did tht for meh i would cry if they died. if you would like someone to do this for u or u would do this for them put this in ur profile

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1% of teens would cry if they saw Miley Cyrus Standing on the edge of a skyscraper Copy and Paste this if you are the 99% that would be screaming "JUMP BITCHH JUMP!"