I never know what to say in 'about me' sections. I mean, I already KNOW all about me, and I expect the rest to be obvious, for whatever irrational reason. I'm looking forward to being a legal adult <3. Life is eh; sometimes it's bad, but it usually gets better after a bit. You know the drill. Rinse and repeat. I should have been born a man 3nodding . My personality would make more sense that way. I dunno, I guess I'm just too tough and masculine for everyone else... 'cept fer Kat, my love. She's got the balls to put up with all the nothing I dish out. I enjoy long walks along the shore in the moonlight.... Etc, etc, etc... You know, I don't even live by a beach. Where I live, we have this man-made lake; and the sand has little bits of broken glass in it. It's not even sand, it's finely-ground dirt. Anyway, that's what people call the beach. I've never even seen the ocean. I've never even smelled the ocean. That's how much of a hermit I am. Or maybe I just don't want the ocean to smell me... Bwahaha just kidding. You like it. Naaah, my presence might warp the whole place. It's not *my* fault that people I get close to always have great emotional difficulty or sudden epiphanies. I don't do this on *purpose*. It's just bad luck. That's right, I'm bad luck. Not quite a four leaf clover. It's like when you pick a clover, thinking it's a four leaf, and then realize that the 4th leaf was just a leaf from the clover next to it that got tangled up with one of the leaves of your clover. I'm like the balloon that almost gets to full size, and then it spontaneously bursts and one of the pieces hits you in the eye. So keep your distance, you wouldn't want to catch whatever horrible unlucky disease I have. Now this is perhaps the most important part of this whole rant: I DO NOT WANT A RELATIONSHIP. So if you were going to buddy me, thinking that you could handle my unluck charm, with the intention of getting some cyber attention, don't do it. Just don't do it. Meth: Not Even Once. I just don't want that sort of attention. I just don't. I've had that sort of attention, and now I'm over it. Don't make me flag you..... Just kidding, I *probably* won't flag you (no guarantees...). But I won't hesitate to block you. And my courageous Katamia will rip your nuts off and feed them to her dog. He's a vicious little muffin. So if you've got something precious down there, point it in another direction.
Click my link 3nodding . I listen to good music. And no joke, I spend most of my time crawling towards the sun.
Crawling Towards the Sun. <-- Click rat der.
So, I'm always needing gold for something or another (currently, it's Angelic Manner and a freaking Golden Egg, so I can make Fortune's Favor.) Feel free to donate, if you're feeling generous. 5k is all it takes xp
♥"Why do you SAY that?!" and I said: "I said it one day and now I can't stop!" <-- Ever have this happen?
♥"Here, I gotta piss! Hold this! Don't eat it!" *30 seconds later* "Dude... Wtf." <-- Ever have this happen?
♥"Man, that guy is some sexy shat!" "Dude, that's my brother." <-- Ever had this happen?
♥"Hey, I dare you to talk to that guy!" What?! No! You do it!" "Don't be a p***y, you're never gonna have a life!" "GAH you're right!".... "Erm... My friend wants your number....." <-- Ever have this happen?
Alright 4laugh I think I'm done here. Later, homie.