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Last Login: 12/05/2015 3:57 am

Registered: 04/16/2007

Gender: Male

Location: Indiana


The State of Oklahoma requires me to warn you that I am in fact a gay man and I pose a serious threat for undermining the social fabric of your respective home-area. Please proceed with the upmost caution. (There! Are you happy, suits?!?!)

Sorry to those of you who used to revel in my old "About me" section. Granted it was witty, well-thought-out, descriptive and filled with oodles of information about me. Now as hard as it may be to believe this, it can and will be better, IT WILL! (Or so help me I'll come over to your house and I will cut you! twisted ) Now my name is John. I'm approximately 23 years and 6 months of age. I am presently in choir and this is my third band free year, playing the baritone; both my soothingly seductive voice which happens to be a baritone range, and the somewhat bagpipe-like instrument. I currently hate band and am counting down the days until the coming of the great white kleneex that wipes it clean off the earth. (Which is currently 25 days, so repent those of you with weak convictions.)

I am unhappy alot of times, and have tried many remedies to cure it-Most of which involved the rearranging of little green pieces of paper. I do in fact wish to be a teacher, even though I'm not fond of children, as odd as that sounds. I've been known to ramble on for long periods of time about finite molecules and brown matter generators. I could be described as an insane, muffin-loving, odd ball, nerdy, immature, sorry waste of matter. All of these adjectives would be right on all accounts, except for the obvious reason my parents matter was probably worthless, and I'm the greatest thing to ever happen. (Cite Needed)

I am incredibly random if you can't tell, I love politics, I love friends, I love to sing, I love musicals, I have a flair for interior design (NOT!), I love the coconut, I am Monty Python reincarnated as one person (for the first time, actually) instead of 6.

I like it when it rains, I think that one day I might do something delightfully epic, and finally for those of you Furi Kuri fans: Nothing ever happens here.


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Cellmate1234 Report | 05/23/2015 2:13 pm
redface senpai you donated to me redface
Cellmate1234 Report | 05/21/2015 4:31 pm
Replied to your PM
asedc Report | 05/20/2015 11:40 pm
what did i say :O
Bluevamp7275 Report | 05/20/2015 4:49 pm
thanxs cat_biggrin
Bluevamp7275 Report | 05/19/2015 5:15 pm
thank u 4 buying at my store
hope u like it n enjoy it
hope to see u again soon cat_smile
Cellmate1234 Report | 04/05/2014 5:02 am
Okay razz morning btw.
Villarreal_39 Report | 04/04/2014 6:08 am
thanks for buying biggrin
Cellmate1234 Report | 03/31/2014 11:51 am
Thank you ^.^ also message me if youd like.
gaydemonoflove Report | 03/31/2014 10:27 am
lol hahah
deliciously Report | 01/10/2009 9:20 pm
Monty Python. Interesting.

*Puts on accent*

"Would you like a mint? It is wafer thin!"


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