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Birthday: 03/16

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001. Real name → Bret
002. Nickname(s)→ Jack Skellingtion, Spike, Blue
003. Status → single
005. Male or Female → Male
006. Elementary → Handy Elementary
007. Middle School → Cerro Villa Middle
008. High School → Villa Park High
009. College → I havn't gone to college yet
010. Hair color → Dark Blond/Brown
011. Long or short → Short
012. Loud or Quiet → both

013. Sweats or Jeans → Jeans
014. Phone or Camera → Camera phone
015. Health freak → no
017. Do you have a crush on someone? → yes
018. Eat or Drink → Drink (Not alcohol ^^)
019. Piercings →
020. Tattoos → no never

FIRSTS:
023. First piercing → none
024. First best friend → Ian
025. First Award → Best Teen Musician of the year award. (Of the States. ^^)
026. First crush → Fern Gardado (Met in first grade, had a crush in 5th grade)
027. First pet → parakeet
028. First big vacation → Oklahoma
030. First big birthday → 13

CURRENTLY:
049. Eating → nothing.
050. Drinking → nothing
052. I'm about to → get out of school
053. Listening to → Classic Rock
054. Plans for today → get on Gaia and do some roleplaying! ^^
055. Waiting on → my crush

OUR FUTURE:
058. Want kids? → at some point
059. Want to get married? → Hopefully
060. Careers in mind → Musician, Military. (GO Marines!), teacher

WHICH IS BETTER WITH GUYS/GIRLS?
068. Hair or eyes → Hair
070. Shorter or taller? → Shorter
072. Romantic or spontaneous → Both
073. Nice stomach or nice arms → Nice stomach
074. Sensitive or loud → Both
075. Hook-up or relationship → Relationship
077. Trouble maker or hesitant → Hesitant


HAVE YOU EVER:
080. Lost glasses/contacts? Nope
081. Run away from home → no, But thinking about it sometimes
082. Held a gun/knife for self defense → Yes, plenty of times. Almost everyday. (I teach Karate.)
083. Killed somebody → No
084. Broken someone's heart → Yeah
085. Been arrested → Never and dont plan on it
087. Cried when someone died → Yes. Twice.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
089. Yourself → Sometimes
090. Miracles → definatly
091. Love at first sight → definatly
092. Heaven → yes
093. Santa Claus → duh no
094. Sex on the first date → no no no no and NO
095. Kiss on the first date → maybe.

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
097. Is there one person you want to be with right now → Yes, My crush. (Not Fern. SOmebody else.)
098. Are you seriously happy with where you are in life → I really don't know at this point
099. Do you believe in God → Absolutly
100. Are you gay/bisexual → No, but I support them

Place an X by all the things you've done.
() Smoked a cigarette
() Drank so much you threw up
(x) Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back
() Been arrested
() Gone on a blind date
() Skipped school
(x) Seen someone die
() Been to Canada
() Been to Florida
() Been to Mexico
(x) Been on a plane
(x) Been lost
(x) Been on the opposite side of the country
() Gone to Washington, DC
(x) Swam in the ocean
(X) Felt like dying...
(X) Cried yourself to sleep
() Played cops and robbers
(x) Recently colored with crayons
(x) Sang karaoke badly
(x) Paid for a meal with only coins
(X) Done something you told yourself you wouldn't
(x) Made prank phone calls
(X) Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose
() Laughed until liquid came out of the other end
(X) Caught a snowflake on your tongue.
(x) Danced in the rain
(x) Written a letter to Santa Claus
(x) Been kissed under the mistletoe
(x) Watched the sun rise with someone you care about
(X) Blown bubbles
(X) Made a bonfire on the beach
() Crashed a party
(X) Gone roller-skating
() Ice-skating
() Started a mosh pit
()been in a mosh pit
(x) Own a knife
() Ran away for more then a day
() Got in a fight and lost
(x) Got in a fight a won
(x) Got a new girlfriend
(x) Been dumped
() Been smacked then dumped
() Smacked someone then dumped them
() Gone to court
() Gone to jail
() Been picked up by the cops
() Tell a cop to: go to hell, go *bunny* him/her self ect...
(x) Own a gun
(X) Love someone
(X) Hate someone
() Love and hate someone
(X) Think someone loves you
(X) Think someone hates you
() Is gay
() Is lez
() Is bi
() Is gay but no one knows
() Is lez but no one knows
() Is bi but no one knows
(X) Isn't any of them
(x) Works out
() Has a tattoo
() Is a goth
() Is emo
(x) hates labels
(x) Is something
() Is an alien
(x) Is "idk"
() Is no one
(x) Has ever been in boot camp
() Ever been to juvy
(x)Cusses regulary
(x) Loves life
() Hates life
() Wants to die
(X) Wants to live
(x) Wants to die but not kill themself
() Wants to kill themself
() Has ever cut
() Likes to cut
() Loves to cut
() F*cking loves to cut
(x) Thinks cutting is wrong
() Thinks cutting helps
() Is a drama king/queen
(X) Doesn't care what people think
() Cares what people think
(X) Has more than one friend
(x) Has a best friend
() Is a goody-goody
() Is a bad-*bunny*
(X) Has gone out with a girl/guy for over a month
(X) Believes in one gf one bf relationships
(x) Has someone to talk to
(x) Thinks you're smart
() Thinks you're dumb
() Thinks you're cool
() Thinks you're lame
(x) Liked this thingy
() Disliked this thingy
(X) hates posers

The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive
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***Here is a small fact. YOU ARE GOING TO DIE***
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.*.♥.*.♥~A true friend can see the suffering in your eyes, while everyone else can just see the smile on your face~♥~

~You Asked me What was wrong and I said nothing... Then I turned round and whispered: EVERYTHING!!!

98% of teens are bringing sexy back. I'm part of the 2% where the sexy never left!

A bunny, her eyes are taped wide open, and a stinging liquid (Laundry Detergent), is slowly dripped into her open eyes. The test was/is done to see how much laundry detergent is needed, before the animal goes blind, or her eyes are completely burned out. The test showed: Laundry detergent is damaging when splashed into eyes. Really? No way!"
ANIMAL TESTING IS SOO WRONG!!!! If you agree put this on your page


YOU LAUGH AT ME BECAUSE I'M DIFFERENT
I LAUGH AT YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL THE SAME

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile

Cinderella walked on broken glass
Sleeping beauty let a whole lifetime pass
Belle fell in love with a hideous beast
Jasmine married a common thief
Ariel walked on land for love & life
Snow white barely escaped the knife
it was all about blood, sweat, & tears
because love means facing your
BIGGEST FEARS

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~Depression: Anger without Enthusiasm
I am STRONG because I am weak
I am BEAUTIFUL because I know my flaws
I am a LOVER because I am a fighter
I am FEARLESS because I have been afraid
I am WISE because I have been foolish
---and I can LAUGH because I’ve known sadness


~Not only do I fall down stairs.
I trip up them as well.
Now that takes talent!


~SMILE it makes people wonder what you’re up too…


~ I've built a wall not to block anyone out, but to see who loves me enough to climb over it.
~The only people you need in your life are the ones that need you in theirs.


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~I believe that everything happens for a Reason..
People change so that You can learn to let go..
Things go wrong so that You appriciate them when they're right..
You believe lies so You eventually learn to trust no one but yourself..
And sometimes good things fall apart so better things can piece together...



If you believe that the pink bunnies of doom are really out to get you... copy and paste this onto your profile.
(if you don't... you better watch your back... they're coming for you next.)

( /)
( . .)
c(")(") This is another bunny.... but you don't have to put him on your profile. He's kind of shy..

Don't Label Me
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I'm Not A F ucking Soup Can!

*I WANT TO BE REMEMBERED AS THE GUY WHO ALWAYS SMILES EVEN IF HIS HEART IS BROKEN AND THE ONE THAT COULD ALWAYS BRIGHTEN UP YOUR DAY EVEN IF HE COULDN'T EVEN BRIGHTEN HIS OWN....!!!!*
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SOME FREAKING AWESOME SAYINGS...

~This is Bob..
Bob likes you..
Bob also likes sharp things..
I suggest you run from Bob...

~You're a great friend but if zombies chase us...I'm tripping you.

~It is better to look stupid and keep your mouth shut than to open it and prove it.

~I'm going to Smile like nothing is wrong,
Talk like everything is perfect,
Act like it's all a dream,
And Pretend it's not hurting me..

~Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.


im sorry if i...

CRY too much
SMILE too big
LAUGH alot
SING in the car
CUT my wrist
DANCE in the rain
SLEEP on the floor
TALK too loud
TRY too hard

just remember im me not you
repost this on your page if you've been judged

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Some of the funniest things I have ever heard.

"No! I won't go to h ell! I've got a restraing order."
"I GOT STUPID VISION!"
"Do not make me throw a possum at your face."
"If you read this...you're finished reading."
"It'll be funnier than a penguin playing a banjo."
"He said: I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. She said: You wear pants, don't you?"
"I don't need to 'get a life'. I'm a gamer. I have lots of lives."
"I'll kill him. I'll kill him dead. Like with a rock...or something."
"I've got A.D.D. and magic markers. Oh the thrills I will have." "If I wake up with marker on my face...I'll stab you!"
"Bring out ur inner ninja."
"No, as a matter of fact, you did not do my mom last night. Thanks."
"Every time I go to the doctors, I get a jacket. A straight one. it makes me feel special because I get to hug myself."
"I'll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter."
"Hi. I'll eat you if you make me mad."
"The greener grass on the other side is probably artificial turf."
"I am a loud man with a very large hat! This means I am in charge!"
"You are hot, sexy, and nice. Oops, sorry, wrong person."
"I dreamt of you last night... you were screaming and you had a toothpick in your eye."



Some of my favorite quotes or things I have found.

1. I'll write your name on the bullet so that they will all know you were the last thing to go through my mind

2. A million broken hearts are carried on a million broken wings

3. I don't run away from you I walk away slowly, and it kills me because you don't care enough to stop me.

4. His little whispers, love me, love me, that's all I ask for, love me love me, he battered his tiny wrists to feel something, wondered what it's like to touch and feel something

5. As she sits in the corner face to the floor she dispose smoke from her lips, and slowly floats away with it, letting go of so much pain, and the tears, are thick enough to stain the pavement that slowly become, her best friend when she needs to run away

6. Words that can not be said stream down my face silently

7. Anyone can catch your eyes but it takes someone special to catch you heart

8.To write love on her arms, to spill suicide from her wrists

9.You once said that you would never see my heart break, so did you close your eyes when you said those hurtful and irrevocable words?

10. Throw the bottle, Break the door, and disappear, Sing me to sleep, I'll see you in my dreams, waiting to say, I miss you I'm so sorry

11. Scream, Like you didn't have any attention any way

12. I'm gonna draw a picture, a picture with a twist, I'm gonna draw it with a razor blade, I'm gonna draw it on my wrist,And if I draw it correctly, A red fountain will appear... To wash away my sorrows, To chase away my fears.

13. Sick of crying, tired of trying, and yeah I'm smiling, but inside, I'm dying

14. Secrets don't make friends, only broken hearts

15.A boy gave his girl 12 roses; 11 real and one fake. He said, "I will love you until the last rose dies."

16.A broken heart is like a broken mirror. It's better to leave it broken than hurt yourself trying to fix it.

17. And sometimes you make me so mad I wanna throw you in the middle of on-going traffic;
but then I realize I would probably kill myself trying to save you.

18.Cracks in the concrete show that you fall apart no matter how strong you are.

19.If you cry because the sun has gone out of your life, your tears will prevent you from seeing the stars.

20.Roses are red, violets are blue. My rose is white, and it's bleeding for you.

21. Sticks and stones, may break my bones, but your words, they surely kill, is it worth it, to die a little each day, all for unseen grace?


Boys and girls of every age
Wouldn't you like to see something strange?

Come with us and you will see
This, our town of Halloween

This is Halloween, this is Halloween
Pumpkins scream in the dead of night

This is Halloween, everybody make a scene
Trick or treat till the neighbors gonna die of fright
It's our town, everybody scream
In this town of Halloween

I am the one hiding under your bed
Teeth ground sharp and eyes glowing red

I am the one hiding under your stairs
Fingers like snakes and spiders in my hair

This is Halloween, this is Halloween

Halloween! Halloween! Halloween! Halloween!
In this town we call home
Everyone hail to the pumpkin song

In this town, don't we love it now?
Everybody's waiting for the next surprise

Round that corner, man hiding in the trash can
Something's waiting now to pounce, and how you'll...

Scream! This is Halloween
Red 'n' black, slimy green

Aren't you scared?

Well, that's just fine
Say it once, say it twice
Take a chance and roll the dice
Ride with the moon in the dead of night

Everybody scream, everybody scream

In our town of Halloween!

I am the clown with the tear-away face
Here in a flash and gone without a trace

I am the "who" when you call, "Who's there?"
I am the wind blowing through your hair

I am the shadow on the moon at night
Filling your dreams to the brim with fright

This is Halloween, this is Halloween
Halloween! Halloween! Halloween! Halloween!
Halloween! Halloween!

Tender lumplings everywhere
Life's no fun without a good scare

That's our job, but we're not mean
In our town of Halloween

In this town

Don't we love it now?

Everybody's waiting for the next surprise
Skeleton Jack might catch you in the back
And scream like a banshee
Make you jump out of your skin
This is Halloween, everybody scream
Wont' ya please make way for a very special guy

Our man jack is King of the Pumpkin patch
Everyone hail to the Pumpkin King, now!

This is Halloween, this is Halloween
Halloween! Halloween! Halloween! Halloween!

In this town we call home
Everyone hail to the pumpkin song

La la la la-la-la [Repeat]
la-la-la,WHOO!

~A girl and guy were speeding, on a motorcycle, over 90 mph on the road..
Girl: Slow down. I’m scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it’s not. Please, it’s too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
*Girl hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It’s bugging me.
(In the paper the next day)
A motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his breaks broke, but he didn’t want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.
If you would ever do this for someone....then post this on your page asap!!

A girl went to a party in sexy clothes and
she ended up staying longer than
planned, her boyfriend got drunk and passed out
and had to walk home alone. She wasn't
afraid because it was a small town and she lived
only a few blocks away around the corner of 4th & 16th.
As she walked along passing "McDonalds"
Mary asked God to keep her safe from
harm and danger.
When she reached the alley, which was a short
cut to her house, she decided to take it.
However, halfway down the alley she
noticed a man standing at the end as though he
were waiting for her.
She became uneasy and began to pray, asking
for God's protection.
Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
and security wrapped round her, she felt as
though someone was walking with her.
When she reached the end of the alley, she
walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper
that a young girl had been raped in the same
alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.
Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
the fact that it could have been her, she began to
weep.
Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help
this young woman, she decided to go to the
police station.
She felt she could recognize the man, so she told
them her story.
The police asked her if she would be willing to look
at a lineup to see if she could identify him.
She agreed and immediately pointed out the man
she had seen in the alley the night
before.
When the man was told he had been identified,
he immediately broke down and confessed.
The officer thanked Mary for her braver and
asked if there was anything they could do
for her .
She asked if they would ask the man one
question.
Mary was curious as to why he had not
attacked her.
When the policeman asked him, he
answered, "Because she wasn't alone.
She had two tall men walking on either side of
her."
Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're
never alone. Did you know that 98% of
teenagers will not stand up for God?

Austin: Hello is Lynn there?

Mom: Sure. Hold on.

Lynn: Hello?

Austin: Hey. it's Austin. how was your day?

Lynn: It was fine, how was yours?

Austin: It was ok.

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~akward silence~
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Austin: Sooooo......

Lynn: Sooooo.....

Austin: You doin anything tomorrow?

Lynn: Nope, why?

Austin: Uhh, umm, maybe, uhh, I dont know, we
can, hang out or somethin?

Lynn: Umm sure when?

Austin: *big smile* Great! uhh, how about around
6:00pm or something?

Lynn: Alright! I'll meet you over at the park then...

Austin: Ok then.

Lynn: Well I gotta go, but I'll see you tomorrow?!

Austin: Ok, see u then....

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-----next day------
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*** Lynn walks over to the park and see's Austin
sitting on a bench waiting for her***


Lynn: Hey, whats up?

Austin: Uhh nothin, I'm happy too see you.

Lynn: *smiles* Me too.

Austin: Alright, how about we go take a walk?...

Lynn: Okay.

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***As they walk she grabs ahold of his hand, Austin
*smiles* as they walk through the park.***

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----starts getting dark----
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Lynn: Brrr, it's getting a little cold out.

Austin: Wanna go sit on the grass under a tree?

Lynn: Sure.

Austin and Lynn: *takes a seat near a tree while Austin holds Lynn in his arms keeping her warm *

Lynn : Thank you, I feel much better now.

Austin: Me too.

Lynn: *giggles* Why is that?

Austin: Cause I'm with you...

Lynn: I'm happy with you too...

Austin: Uhh, umm, ...nevermind...

Lynn: No, what is it, you can tell me...

Austin: It's just....

Lynn: Yea???

Austin: I feel different when I'm with you.

Lynn: What do you mean?

Austin: I mean, you make me wanna be with you
for the rest of my life, I've never had anyone make me
feel the way you make me feel...

Lynn: *blushes* I feel like that too...

Austin: I...I...lov.....


Lynn: *leans over and kisses him*

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-a few moments into kiss-
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Austin: Uhh...*blushes*

Lynn: I love you...

Austin: I love you too and I always will.

Austin: *holds Lynn as they look up at the stars*

** Austin and Lynn fall asleep under the stars **

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10 YEARS LATER

Lynn: WORKING AS A MAGAZINE EDITOR, 24 YEARS OLD


Austin: WORKING AS A MEDICAL DOCTOR, 25 YEARS OLD

The two dated up until prom night where Austin
asked Lynn too be his wife.....

Lynn Straube is probably one of the happiest women
on earth, Austin is probably the luckiest man....



♥Repost if you just want to find that right person
too fall in love with.....or u already have ♥

30 things to do at Wal-Mart
1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.
2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.
4. Start playing Calvin ball; see how many people you can get to join in.
5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.
6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift-wrap.
7. Pee in the sink and see if anyone notices
8. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.
9. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially down thin narrow aisles.
10. Make farting noises as you pass a group of people and blame it on them
11. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volume up to 10!
12. Steal an item from someone’s cart while their looking, see what happens
13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!" etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.
14. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.
15. Put M&M's on layaway.
16. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas. 22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows form bed and bath.
17. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "...I'm Batman. Come, Robin- -to the Bat cave!" 26. TP as much of the store as possible.
18. When some one asks you if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"
19. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!"
20. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hire employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?"
21. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full-scale battlefield with G.I. Joe vs. the X-Men.
22. Take bets on the battle described above.
23. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.
24. Hold indoor shopping cart races.
25. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?"
26. When some one-steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.
27. Relax in the pation furniture until you get kicked out.
28. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, “No, no!" It's those voices again!"
29. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.
30. Drag a lounge chair over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.




20 Ways To Annoy A Public Bathroom Stall mate

1. Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, 'May I borrow a highlighter?'
2. Say, 'Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that.'
3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.
4. Say, 'Damn, this water's cold.'
5. Drop a marble and say, 'Oh *bunny*! My glass eye!'
6. Say, 'Hmmm, I've never seen that color before.'
7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly.
8. Say, 'Now how did that get there?'
9. Say, 'Humus. Reminds me of humus.'
10. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, 'Whoa! Easy boy!'
11. Say, 'Interesting. More floaters than sinkers.'
12. Using a small squeeze tube spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drops the wad under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, 'Whoops, could you kick that back over here please?'
13. Say, 'C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on Me.'
14. Fill a balloon with creamed corn. Rush into the stall with your hand over your mouth and let out a lengthy vomit impression while you squeeze the balloon and splatter cream corn all about. Apologize profusely and blame it on the fettuccine alfredo you had for breakfast.
15. Say, 'Boy, that sure looks like a maggot.
16. Say, 'Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?'
17. Play a well-known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.
18. Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your 'Cross-Dressers Anonymous' newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall.
19. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall, adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, 'Peek-a-boo!'
20. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing 'Born Free'.


We're a Dying Breed...

To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait"
To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful."
To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her.
To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick.
To every guy who has given her flowers just because.
To every guy that said he would die for her.
To every guy that really would.
To every guy that took time to do what she wanted to do.
To every guy that she cried in front of.
To every guy that holds hands with her.
To every guy that kisses her with meaning.
To every guy that hugs her when she's sad.
To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all.
To every guy who would give their jacket up for her.
To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe.
To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes.
To every guy that would give his seat up.
To every guy that just wants to cuddle.
To every guy that reassured her that she was beautiful no matter what.
To every guy who told his secrets to her.
To every guy that tried to show how much he cared through every word and every breath.
To every guy that thought maybe this could be the one.
To every guy that believed in her dreams.
To every guy that would have done anything so she could achieve them.
To every guy that never laughed at her when she told him her dreams.
To every guy that walked her to her car.
To every guy that gave his heart.
To every guy who prays that she is happy even if you are not with her.

...This one bulletin is for you...

Not many girls appreciate nice guys anymore...
And because of this, there are not many left out there...

I guarantee 90% of the men on your page will not re post this cos they care more about their image

If you are a nice guy re post this with "We're a Dying Breed "


THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR
1) When there’s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn’t you.
2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.
5) Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, “Hi Chinel. How’s your day been?”
6) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, “That’s mine!”
7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator while saying work it girl! And telling them to pose.
cool Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an apointment
9) Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.
10) Leave a box in the cornerwith a wind up clock in it, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.
11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
12) Ask, “Did you feel that?”
13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
14) When the doors close, announce to the others, “It’s okay, don’t panic, they open again!”
15) Swat at flies that don’t exist.
16) Tell people that you can see their aura.
17) Call out, “Group Hug!” and then enforce it.
1 cool Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, “Shut up, all of you, just shut up!”
19) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, “Got enough air in there?”
20) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off
21) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, “Your one of THEM!” and back away slowly.
22) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers
23) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
24) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
25) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, “I have new socks on”.
26) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, “This is MY personal space”

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/_|_ This is Mr. Bunny. Please paste him to your page to help him with his mission to DOMINATE the world!!!

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

If you've ever had random loud singing outbursts in public, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

Dorks are cool. Dorks are smart. Dorks will one day rule the universe. If you're a Dork and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

girl: hey baby i want to show you....
Boy: ( cutting her off ) ugh i'm so mad
Girl: why? whats wrong ?
Boy: ugh everything
Girl: explain baby
Boy: just lost a championship game,
parents flipped out on me for no reason,
and im catching a cold
Girl: well hey there will always be other games,
you know ill take care of you when your sick,
what your parents flip about ?
Boy: they are making me pay them for a car repair
Girl: is it alot of money
Boy: no it just sucks
Boy: but hey i dont feel well im going to go lay down
Boy: bye
Girl: wait i want to give you some...
Boy: cant it wait til tommorow ?
Girl: yeah sure
Girl: bye
Boy: bye


2 hours later a friend of hers asks her to go for a drive ...she
goes.....

her friend swerved to avoid a truck....hitting a tree instead

her friend was killed instantly....shes in critical condition


This is the conversation between her sister and her boyfriend

Sister: omg ( crying )
Boy: what? whats wrong ?
Sister: my sister...your gf was involved in a major car wreck
Boy: is she ok ? ?????
Sister: shes in critical condition
Boy: i'll be there in 10 minutes

He shows up to the hospital room ...standing outside the door
going over the last conversation in his mind over and over as he
heard the machines beep and beep and breathing tubes pump

Boy: she wanted to give me something or tell me something
Girls mom: yeah this...

it was an envelope smelling like she did sealed with a kiss in
lipstick

he opened it.....

it said ..... your everything to me....i love you with everything i
am
and everything i have...i want to spend the rest of my life with you

sealed in it was a ripped movie ticket from the first movie they
went to

and the first picture they took together

he kissed the picture as a tear fell from his face onto the picture

it looked as if in the picture she was crying

then the machines flatlined....3 minutes later she was pronounced
dead

If you have any heart...any soul...or want to be happy you will
repost this.
if you care for someone ...do not let something like this ever happen....

80% of Americans say "I LOVE YOU".

20% actually mean it.

If you honestly are in the 20%, paste this into your profile

|………..|
|………..| Put this on your
|………..| page if you have
|…….O.| ever pushed a
|………..| door that said pull!
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II Dangerous Eyes II Report | 12/23/2010 10:15 pm
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i miss u baby!
Vindictam incarnatus Report | 11/12/2010 5:51 pm
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PIIINGAS
EmoVampire_Queen31825 Report | 06/25/2010 10:24 am
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Are you going to reply to the roleplay? I sent it like 3 times. :/
EmoVampire_Queen31825 Report | 06/25/2010 10:23 am
EmoVampire_Queen31825
Are you going to reply to the roleplay? I sent it like 3 times. :/
BioCheese666 Report | 10/11/2009 6:32 pm
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BOOB LOL
Vindictam incarnatus Report | 10/11/2009 6:29 pm
Vindictam incarnatus
Blargh! You need to answer you phone more often Brett! Ima kick your freaking butt when I see you at school! jkjk... XP
TheColorGuardian Report | 09/26/2009 2:58 pm
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I are pretty angels! X3 XDD
Jelli Cubbe Report | 09/02/2009 6:07 pm
Jelli Cubbe
Heyy you! I'm the chick in Guard with a laptop! I don't know how to add people...add me? biggrin
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goopidy gooo
Shikamarus_worst_enemy Report | 08/20/2009 6:08 pm
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