HiHi ^_^

I've had that random naked elf as my profile for a while... I figured it was time to change it. But I couldn't find any other elf profiles, so I settled on this one, which actually looks rather nice.

I went nuts watching a Star Wars marathon last night. AFN (Armed Forces Network) wasn't showing anything good, so I popped in some Star Wars VHS tapes (yes, I still have some... still have some records and a record player too- my lifestyle is becoming obsolete). It was mah-velous.

I was born in Germany (meh favorite place in the entire world, in case you didn't know), I currently live in Japan, and it sucks. I know a whole bunch of Gaians are really into anime and manga and all that spiffy stuff, so the place they'd most like to visit is Japan. Honestly I have no idea why.

Of course, they'd prolly be visiting places like Tokyo, not the northern hinterlands. >.<

My bestest buddies ever live in Goldsboro, an adorable town of no consequence except to me. Stormie, Kristen, Maddie, Mary, Sydney, Anna, and of course Julio. MONICA LURVETHS J00 ALL!!!

I play at writing novels, I at least moderately competently play the flute and the piano, and I speak at least a bit of several different languages. I pelt annoying people with flaming sporks, have a polka-spotted unicorned hippo named Cornelius who lives in the stables with my flying camels of doom, and I am known to randomly shout out things like, "Flaming Cheese!" and then go on with my life.

I found the perfect catch phrase for me:

"I don't use the term 'insane'. I prefer mentally hilarious."

That made my day when I found it.

OH, you know what else made me laugh?

"Good morning. I see the assassins failed."

Note to self: It is illegal to stab people for being stupid.



That was fun. We should do that again.


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THE Rhizomatic Asterisk

Report | 01/20/2011 7:25 am

THE Rhizomatic Asterisk

Hey MONICA! It's alright. Although, if you're still rich from selling all my stuff, I may ask for a small sum of money back, just so my avvie isn't naked. XD
Khaotic Carnifex

Report | 08/05/2010 10:16 pm

Khaotic Carnifex

Hapy birthday!!!!!!!!!
Sensual Soul

Report | 07/29/2010 5:33 am

Sensual Soul

Happy Birthday!
Khaotic Carnifex

Report | 03/12/2010 5:42 am

Khaotic Carnifex

Oh so hey.
I thought I responded to your last comment to me, but I guess not.

How is/was Virginia.
Are you from there or something?
Like you == close to where I used to live, if so.

Everything going okay?
I need to review that comment again and respond to what you said.
I just remember you coming back to VA for a bit sticking out in my head.

Talk to you soonish I hope!!
Khaotic Carnifex

Report | 01/30/2010 12:39 am

Khaotic Carnifex

smile thanks for re adding me Monica. Damn stalkers.

Everything been going okay with you lately?

I wish I had way more time to talk to you, but I think we both have rather busy lives.
Khaotic Solitaire

Report | 12/29/2009 1:35 am

Khaotic Solitaire

I've been better..

I was wondering what happened to you! I thought you disappeared off the face of the Earth. So what are you roleplaying now? How's school been going?

No she has not. I have not seen her on in forever.... been like 3 forever's almost honestly...
Khaotic Solitaire

Report | 12/28/2009 10:29 pm

Khaotic Solitaire

You're alive! How have you been? Where has our friend been as well? You both poofed on me!!!
THE Rhizomatic Asterisk

Report | 11/29/2009 11:34 am

THE Rhizomatic Asterisk

Hey Monica! Check your email. =)

And lemme know if it ever changes.
garbage ghoul

Report | 10/26/2009 12:57 pm

garbage ghoul

Your user name and About Me made my day. It's got a nice... kick to it. You are indeed an individual that I would like to get to know better X]
Hmm... Japan... ******** that, I'm going to ENGLAND baby! Then Germany, then France, then Italy, Spain, Ireland, and so forth C:
See, look at this... I'm running my keys here on your profile. Silly me. I must have mistook this for my JOURNAL << >>
Would you look. at. this.. bullpocky?!
Hmm... Yes, this is indeed one of those random comments in which I describe my home life to you in hopes that you will enjoy what I've to say and reply so that I can say that I've indeed carried on a conversation with a fine person as yourself... :] I LOOK FORWARD TO IT!!
Randomness is beautiful to all five senses and Germany sounds just swell X] I wanna go D:
*sneezes and random profanity is expelled*
Ohmygosh! Have you seen Gladiator? That movie is EPIC man! (I'm so waiting for that douchebag to die) ...Thank the heavens that I don't have a lot of homework today...
... Well then... 'sbeen fun. Please do not hesitate to drop me a line anytime (though I may get on and off at random intervals), because I am... mellowed out today... Since it's Manday and all and I don't want to move or do anything that I have to that I'll probably do later anyway.
Au revoir C:

Report | 09/16/2009 1:15 am


sorry i havent talked to u here again.
cause i havent checked it for like more than a month
[[so proud of myself !!]]
but chur WElCOMEz!!


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