EYELINER &&& LIPSTICK<333
^MAH ALL-TIME FAVE
i'm supposed to write something here, aren't i?
definitely hafta write somthin' hurr.
my profile used to be really mean to strangers.
i don't know why, i guess i was in a bad mood when i wrote it. you'd come into mah page and it'd be all like, "EYE IZ SMAHTERRR DAN YEW. SO. GOE AWAY, LEWZER."
BUT NO LONGER.
I HAVE EMERGED FROM THE DARKNESS AND AM NOW...
why did i make that one ending punctuation mark so big?
I LIKE BIG RED PERIODS.
PERIODS ARE MEAN!!
and the only way to rid yourself of them is to make a baby or knot your FAHLLOPEEAN tubes.
Hystorectomy is a cool procedure and all, but does it give you a personal little servant whom you can name and beat on when your stupid boss hits on you at work and then fires you for not having mad secks with him?!?!
I THINK NOT!
❀spelling things as if i were in europe❀
❀the japanese language❀
❀the french language❀
❀the russian language❀
❀pretending to be angry at people❀
❀people getting angry and losing their temper❀
☠confrontation pertaining to ME☠
☠lying to me☠
☠being nice to me☠
☠said that already☠
☠the german language☠
♨being an ass♨
♨being impolite and rude♨
♨biting my fingernails♨
♨plucking hair(anywhere, really)♨
♨killing my pets♨
♨by either poison♨
♨or suffocating them♨
♨making fun of people♨
♨constantly comparing myself to others♨
♨singing to myself♨
YOU, my dear sir/madam, are one of my habits.
i do you regularly, you just don't know it.
oh, it's that time again.
(might wanna clean yourself up; no one likes a dirty sanchez)
4 8 4 9 9 5 0 6 2 3
THE ABOVE IS MY CELL NUMBER.
GIMME YOUR'S AND I WILL ADD YOU TO MAH CONTACTS,LAWL,K?
I GREW YOU A CAT.
PEOPLE WHO THINK PUTTING "PEEPLE HOO TINK I AM HAWT:" IS STUPID: 1