Strange and interesting things about me ('cuz no one needs to hear about the normal stuff):
-I'm obsessed with the band Nightwish.
-I don't eat meat.
-I dream about weird things like scarves that make people immortal, indigenous people who are green and live on a beach and are really holograms, and pieces of paper with swords drawn on them that for some reason actually stab people. And half-eagle-half-dogs that have beaks and teeth at the same time.
-I speak Farsi fluently, know plenty of German as well, and eventually want to learn Finnish.
-I'm writing a novel that I intend to finish by the time i finish college.
-I like stuff with wings on it (sweaters, pins, birds, etc.)
Some favorite quotes from stuff:
"the bottom line is that COMMUNISM IS BAD FOR YOUR EYES!!! oh, i meant television. i get those two confused."
"it was just a dream, Momo. I still have my pants."
"or everything will be nothing."
"our eyes are contacting"
"I sent out a pretzel"
"I'll meet you at the pretzel time."
--the really badly subtitled version of DN Angel
"Communism is a mistress that you later find out is a misTER."
"It's not that I'm angry, but ARE YOU SAYING THERE ARE CATS THAT ARE REAL AND ONES THAT ARE NOT?!"
"They can smell your fear just by lookin' at ya, so be quiet."
"night is dark for everyone!"
"no, not for people in Alaska or dudes with nightvision goggles."
--Blades of Glory
"how do you mix up Antoine and Sophia? One is a man and one is a woman."
"what is your point?"
"that one is a man and one is a woman."
"I can't keep up with all of the people your mother employs."
"but...one is a man and one is a woman."
"we only go to Europe in the fall."
"well, i heard a rumor that Europe's still there in the spring!"
"It's an old Indian name. It means 'I'll fish on my side of the lake, you fish on your side of the lake, no one fishes in the middle.' Or it could mean 'buffalo'"
"Stan was grounded for setting something on fire. Let's find out what that was and lie and say it was a puppy."