My all time fav. Facebook Pages:
1. Open a pack of gum and suddenly everyone's your best friend.
2.I will go slightly out of my way to step on a crunchy looking leaf.
3. Screaming "DIE!!!" when you spray bug spray on a bug.
4.I wish music played during the epic moments of my life and not just in movies.
5.My heart beats really fast when I'm fighting a boss.
6. i like you, i get over you, i see you, i talk to you, i like you again.. :/
7.I Tried Being Normal Once. Worst 5 Minutes of my Life
8.I die a little inside everytime your online and dont talk to me
9. Laughing so hard you clap like a retarded seal.
10. I like your makeup...LOL JK, it looks like you got gangbanged by Crayola.
11. The feeling you get when you understand something in math class.
12. Saying "like" every other word isn't my fault. It's my Californian accent.
13. Don't take life to seriously because you'll never get out alive.
14. I hate when my car turns into a transformer and I'm still in it
15. So in England is Ke$ha named Ke£ha?
16. Defeat by kick in the shin
17. WAIT! Why are there chips in my bag of packaged air?
18. If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.
19. "Dude she has a bf" " Yeah so? Soccer has a goalie, doesn't mean you can't score."
20. What are you smiling at? Nothing, i just love you.
21. Lowering the music when looking for a street address so i can see better
22. Sub teacher: "Does your normal teacher let you do that?" Students: "Yes..."
23. i wonder if british people sit around trying to talk in an American accent?
24. Getting down to business to defeat the Huns
25. Hearing,"Just a small town girl." and shouting, "Livin' in a Lonely World!"
26. I turned out liking you, A lot more than I originally planned
27.if you tickle my feet i am not responsible for what happens to your face.
28. We're not lost, we're on an adventure
29. "Worst. Idea. Ever." [pause] "Let's do it."
30. Good Grades, Enough Sleep, or a Social Life... Pick any two.
31. I like the smell of Axe, but i hate it when someone sprays the whole can !
32. "Who are you talking to?"...... "TELL THEM I SAY HI!!!!!!"
33. I'm not weird, it's called having a personality.
34. I'm Still Waiting for the Girl From the Chain Letters to Kill Me
35. Pardon me, Sir Gangster? Your trousers are descending.
36. Hey, Edward Cullen? Lady GaGa called, she wants her body glitter back.
37. Sucking the life out of a Capri-Sun
38. trying to complete a mission before the microwave reaches 0:00
39. i have a bad habit of laughing at inappropriate moments
40. Krusty Krab pizza is the pizza for you and me
41. Sometimes you really need a "Slap" button instead of Poke..
42. If you ask me to hold your drink, I will drink it.
43. Trying to fall asleep while thinking how screwed you are at school tomorrow
44. Just you, me, and my mad ninja skills!
45. "HEY, WHO STOLE MY...nevermind i found it."
46. Sometimes When I'm sad I like to cut myself... Some chocolate cake
47. You Are the Weakest Link.
48. It's not just a boulder.....ITS A ROCK!!!
49. When I was young I watched the REAL Pokemon with Ash, Misty, and Brock!
50. If the people in horror movies would have listened to me they would still be alive
51. When I'm Mad/Sad, I shove in my headphones and just ignore the world.
52. I wish Pokémon battle music played whenever I run into someone I don't like
53. Yes, I'm late. Got attacked by a wild Pokémon in the high grass...
54. Dad thought it was funny... Mom grounded me,
55. unless life hands you water and sugar; your lemonade's gonna suck.
56. I survived Y2K, Bird Flu, Mad Cow, 9/11 and Swine Flu. 2012, Here I Come!
57. If Pokemon were real, I would drop out of school to be a Poke- Masterツ,
58. "what do you see in him?"..."everything you dont." <3
59. You: "I'd like a Coke." Waiter:"Is Pepsi ok?" You: "Is Monopoly money ok?"
60. AWW!- He's 18 And She's 14?. . Thats Not A Relationship, Thats Babysitting! smile
61. Having a "sweatpants, hair tied, chillen with no makeup on" day
62. I will always wonder if u think about me as much as i think about you.,
63. ...anndd thats why nobody likes you.
64. No. Your Wrong. So just sit there in your wrongness and be wrong.
65. The mini heart attack you get when you miss a step going down the stairs.
66. I hate it when I'm in a awkward situation and I can't find a twix.
67. "Are you going to school tomorrow?" "No, I'm riding my unicorn to Alaska."
68. trying to complete a mission before the microwave reaches 0:00.
69. i didnt fall, I attacked the floor!
70. I watch PG movies without my parents. What. A. Rebel.
71. Middle School: "Shut up, it was a dare" High School: "Shut up, I was drunk"
72. I want to. But I shouldn't. But I REALLY want to
73. Money doesn't buy happiness, but I'd rather cry in a Ferrari
74. Im gonna wake up on December 22nd, 2012 and say, "Fail"
75. I've accidently walked into a pole at some point in my life