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it's me

hi I'm Sick and I like zombies and comic books and sexy humans and I am bad at profiles also. here's my face, disapproving of you.

I'm a ukrainian-born jew living in the maritimes (that's in canada).

I am a BINARY MANDUDE and my pronouns are HE/HIM/HIS. one day I'm going to be a bear, if I can figure out how "working out" happens.

my avatar's name is John Doe. he's friendly. remember this when he's eating your face.

if you're gonna be a d**k to someone because of the way they type/spell/speak and act like your fancy grammar makes you better than them just do not ******** talk to me because you are awful. thank you.

this here's my art

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and this is where you buy it

places to go

over here I keep a collection of art people who are cool made for me

here is a story by Neil Gaiman, who is an amazing writer. seriously, read it. it's short and totally trippy.

this particular comic strip (from picturesforsadchildren) will tell you pretty much everything you need to know about me
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sickfacts (tm)

I am the man with the cure and I am the homo superior and I speed at night!!

I am actually only a medium-sized pervert

I am a pansexual aromantic human and if you want I will argue with you about this sometime.

I don't really look good in clothes

'Song of Sickness' is a reference to Transmetropolitan: Dirge, but it fits extra well because I am sick all the time forever

one day I will grow a majestic goatee and then you'll all be sorry
UPDATE: goatee's going pretty well

I lost my ability to feel shame in a terrible accident. lemme tell you bout my weird fetishes.

I have various deathwishes and they are all awesome

I only take one thing on the internet seriously (people being ignorant cocks) please do not do that thing

I can only swear if there are children and old people around (ancient curse)

it is really hard for me to gain weight because I just keep barfing

pop is the plague that is killing music. I am allowed to have one (1) elitist opinion.

if given the chance, I would totally sleep with Nicolas Cage

big noses are excellent

I feel old most of the time

superman could kick batman's a** in a second but he WON'T because he is a nice guy and batman is his friend so you better be grateful

I am not a bird but there is nothing wrong with being a bird

I'm the true #1 handsy boy

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