^Me when I was 16^
I am a Medical Records Clerk for a company that directly cares for individuals with physical and intellectual disabilities. (Yes that means crippled retards, assholes.)
I enjoy my job because I get to do awesome things like going to meetings and teaching CPR. Also, there aren't many men who choose to do this sort of thing for a living so I get to be one of the only guys in a sea of wimminz. Unfortunately, I am strictly prohibited from "getting laidz" because I have to supervise them sometimes. Conflict of "dicksinterest."
Anyway, I'm pretty chill. If you ever come to Virginia I'll be the first to buy you a beer.