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The Official Fill-in-the-Blank Biography (Extended Version)Chapter 1: The Basics
Full Name: Jordon Taylor
Initials: JMT
Primary Nickname: Snez
Other Little Nicks: Snezzy, J, JT, Jordo
Sex: Male
Date of Birth:08/18/89
Star Sign: Leo
Chinese Horoscope Sign: Snake
Current Location: Near Seattle
Height: 5'9"
Weight: 200ish
Hair Length: Shortish
Hair Colour: Brown
Eye Colour: Brown
Skin Tone (Light, Medium, Dark): Medium
Piercings: None
Tattoos: None
Scars and Birthmarks: Scars here and there, no birthmarks I'm aware of
Chapter 2: The Background
Mother's Name: Ann Marie
Mother's Hometown: San Jose, CA
Mother's Occupation: Mail Carrier
Mother's Hair Colour: Black
Mother's Eye Colour: Brown
Father's Name: Donald
Father's Hometown: Shelton, WA
Father's Occupation: Unemployed
Father's Hair Colour: Brown
Father's Eye Colour: Hazel, Green ... one of the two
What do you call your parents?: Mom & Dad *shrug*
Do you get along with your parents?: Mostly
Do you live with your parents?: My Mom atm, soon hopefully I'm on my own
Are your parents married/separated/divorced?: Divorced
Do you have any step-parents?: Thank God No
Do you have any step-siblings?: Non
Name/s and Age/s of Siblings: Mary, 14
Do you get along with your siblings?: Mostly
Do you live with your siblings?: Yeah
Name/s and Number of Pet/s: Shiro (Dad's), 1 Dog. Lola and Saf (Mom's), 1 Dog and 1 Cat.
Did you grow up in a different place where you live now?: Yes and No
Where did you spend your summers as a child?: San Jose and Sacramento, CA
What was the name of your elementary school?: Martin Sortun
Did you play any sports in elementary school?: Football and Baseball
Did you participate in any special extra-curricular activities?: Nope
Who was your favorite elementary school teacher?: Mrs. Mehl
What were some of your favorite TV shows in elementary school?: ORIGINAL All That, before they replaced Lory Beth Denburg.
Who were your best friends in elementary school?: Xioudan, Jenée
What was the name of your junior high school?: Meridian
Did you play any sports in junior high school?: Nope
Did you participate in any special extra-curricular activities?: Nope
Who was your favorite junior high school teacher?: Ms. Winn (sp?)
What were some of your favorite TV shows in junior high school?: Invader Zim, back when no one knew what it was because of Hot Topic.
Who were your best friends in junior high school?: Xioudan, Jenée, Vanessa, Omar ... *thinks* that's about it I guess.
What was the name of your high school?: Shelton
Did you play any sports in high school?: Nope
Did you participate in any special extra-curricular activities?: Anime Club and the GSA
Who was your favorite high school teacher?: Toughy, cross between Mr. Baugh, Mr. Stewart, Mrs. Hildreth, & Mr. Nesmith
What were some of your favorite TV shows in high school?: TORCHWOOD
Who were your best friends in high school?: Kirby, Leslie, Brady, Brandin, Brandon,
Did you attend mostly private or public schools?: Public
Were you ever required to wear a uniform?: Nope
Did you go to the same school as your parents?: My Dad
Did you go to the same school as your siblings?: Martin Sortun Elementary
What is your family's cultural heritage?: I'm a Mutt
Chapter 3: The Style and Fashion
What's your dress size?: I'm a guy
What are your favorite clothing labels?: INC & H&M
Do you prefer massive chain stores or little trendy boutiques?: Both
Do you consider yourself materialistic?: Only about things I spent a LOT of money on.
Do others consider you materialistic?: Probably, I paid for all my own clothes, some of them were well over $70
Do you subscribe to any fashion magazines?: Nope
What brand/s of make-up do you use?: Absolutely Zero
What's your choice of shampoo or conditioner?: Head and Shoulders with Garnier
Have you ever gotten a Japanese perm?: Is that like a Chocolate Three-way?
How often do you get a manicure and pedicure?: Haven't ever gotten one
Do you ever colour or highlight your hair?: When I was younger
Do you own a pair of UGG's?: Those things are hideous
Do you own a high end designer handbag?: Nope
Do you own any Louis Vuitton luggage?: Nope
Do you own more than one item from Tiffany & Co.?: Nope
What's usually on your wrist?: Halloween Bracelet and Love Carefully Bracelet (from Planned Parenthood)
How long does it take you to get dressed each day?: Depends on the occasion
How would you define your typical dressing style?: Casual, but Trendy
Are you obsessed with expensive designer brands?: Yes -_-
Describe your perfect pair of jeans: INC, On Sale
Do you judge other people based upon how they're dressed?: I try not to, but if they look homeless ... it's for a reason.
Do you have a signature scent?: I hope not
Chapter 4: The Favorites
City: Seattle, WA
Vacation Spot: Great America
Sport: None
Food: Veggie Sammich
Dessert: Mint Choco Chip Ice Cream
Drink (Non-Alcoholic): Anything from Starbucks
Drink (Alcoholic): *shrug*
Eating Location: Uwajimaya
Ice Cream Flavour: Mint Choco Chip
Season: Fall & Winter
Holiday: Christmas, more free stuff than my birthday *shrug*
Actor: Gareth David-Lloyd
Actress: Naoko Mori
Athlete: I don't think I have one
Athletic Team: None
Decade: Present
Recent Memory: Finding a pile of human poo in the back of the store I work at.
Older Memory: Finding out the day before that there's a hooker who 'works' behind the store I work at.
Number: 0
Colour: Blue/Green it varies
Word: poop
Phrase: "What the s**t?"
Magazine: People
Tacky Pick-Up Line: Nice Shoes, Wanna ********?
Language: Français
Country/ies: France, kinda-sorta Japan
Flower: Gardenia
Girl's Name: As long as it isn't Sheila
Boy's Name: I can be picky sometimes I guess.
Chapter 5: This or That?
Lefty/Right: Right
Rock/Country: Rock
Diamonds/Pearls: Diamonds
Blondes/Brunettes: Toughy
Puppies/Kitties: Puppies, cats have claws >.>
Contacts/Glasses: Contacts, I'm just lazy
USA/Canada: Canada
Gold/Silver: Silver
Hummer Limo/Stretch Limo: Strech Limo
Gatorade/Powerade: Whichever's cheaper
Diet Coke/Regular Coke: Diet
McDonalds/Burger King: Neither
Chicken Fingers/Chicken Nuggets: Neither (Chickens don't have fingers >.>)
Skiing/Snowboarding: Skiing, I'm a big Skier
East Coast/West Coast: WEST COAST!
Jay-Z/Snoop Dogg: Snoop Dogg, his daughter's funny (just randomly watched his Reality show)
Jennifer Aniston/Angelina Jolie: Angelina
Marissa Cooper/Summer Roberts: Who are they?
George Bush/John Kerry: Irrelevant
Britney Spears/Christina Aguilera: Both
Lindsay Lohan/Hilary Duff: Hilary, she's not a whore >.>
Tim Horton's/Starbucks?: Starbuck's
Snow Day/Spring Day: Either
London/Paris: Paris
New York/L.A.: New York
Golden Retriever/Chihuahua: Golden Retriever
Morning Person/Night Person: Depends on the Night Before and the Day I've had lol
Chocolate/Vanilla: Vanilla
Shower/Bath: Shower
Love/Money: Love
Nike/Adidas: Neither
Target/Walmart: Target
AIM/MSN Messenger: MSN
Blahnik/Birkenstock: Blahnik
Janice Dickinson/Twiggy Lawson: Twiggy, but Janice's show is addictive
City Mouse/Country Mouse: City Mouse?
Winter Olympics/Summer Olympics: Summer Olympics
NCAA/Professional Sport Leagues: Neither
Mexican Food/Italian Food: Mexican
Pink Wristband/Yellow Wristband: Depends on my outfit
Summer Wheatly/Pedro Sanchez: Who?
Chapter 6: Do You...
Shower every day?: If I'm doing absolutely nothing, I don't
Write little memos on your hand?: Used to
Have any special sleeping requirements, i.e. lights off, left side, etc...: Fan on High to drown out noises, Lights of, Two Blankets
Have your driver's liscense?: Permit
Hold citizenship to more than one country?: Not yet >.>
Exercise?: Yes
Think you're attractive?: I like to think so
Like yourself?: At the moment
Have any weird little habbits?: I'm a TOTAL a** guy
Chapter 7: Have You Ever...
Gone skinny dipping?: No
Smoked a cigarette?: No
Smoked a cigar?: No
Smoked anything else?: No
Kissed a member of the same sex?: Yes
Been in love?: Yes
Been heartbroken?: Yes
Shoplifted?: Yes
Been in a fight?: Yes
Snuck out of you're parent's house?: Yes
Been chased by the cops?: No
Made out with a stranger?: No
Had sex with a stranger?: No
Lied to a friend?: Only if it's for the better
Had a crush on a teacher?: Yes >.< , two words 'Perfect a**'
Skipped school?: Yes
Been expelled/suspended?: Both
Thrown up in public?: Yes
Seen someone die?: No
Been to Mexico?: No
Been to Europe?: No
Been to the Carribbean?: No
Been to Australia?: No
Flown first class?: Yes
Taken pain killers?: For headaches
Taken sleeping pills?: No
Taken drugs?: No
ODed?: No
Got alcohol poisoning?: No
Been in an abusive relationship?: No
Rode in a limousine?: No
Gone SCUBA diving?: No
Gotten stung by jellyfish?: No
Gotten stung by a bee?: Yes
Failed a subject in school?: No
Made a snow angel?: ... I still do >.>
Written a letter to Santa Claus?: Yes
Slept in your parent's bed because you were scared of something?: Yes
Been to sleep-away camp?: Yes
Been on a 3 day canoe trip?: Why only 3? And No
Been called a b***h?: Lol, yeah, but jokingly
Been called a tease?: No
Been called a prude?: No
Been called a whore?: Lol, jokingly
Had detention?: Many times in Jr. High
Been sent to the principal's office?: Yes
Met someone famous?: Several
Been robbed?: d**k stole my Aladdin CD!! Car Robbery, my Dad's truch
Been cheated out of a large sum of money?: Yes
Made a prank phone call?: Ahaha, Yes
Been to the opposite side of the country?: No
Cried yourself to sleep?: Nope
Hurt yourself on purpose?: It was an experiment, see if I could rub-off enough skin to bleed ... it worked, and it hurt like a b***h (I was like ... 5)
Kissed in the rain?: Nope
Kissed under a misteltoe?: Nope
Kissed infront of your parents?: Nope
Had a song dedicated to you on the radio?: Nope
Had a book dedicated to you?: Nope
Been mentioned in someone's wedding or bar/bat mitzvah speech?: Maybe my Grams'
Been a bridesmaid?: Nope
Been a maid of honour?: Nope
Sang in the shower?: I mouth the words >.>
Lost your cell phone and had to get a new one?: My EFFING iPHONE!!!
Screamed: Yes
Had sex in a public washroom?: Nope
Had sex on the beach?: Nope
Had sex at church?: Nope
Had sex at a football game?: Nope, why football?
Been thrown in a pool with all your clothes on?: Yes
Broken a bone?: Nope
Made your own porno?: Nope, btw, most of these sex ones are totally on my To-Do List (pun intended)
Laughed so hard you cried?: All the time
Cried so hard you laughed?: Nope
Slept naked?: Nope
Gone streaking?: Nope
Played ding dong ditch?: Nope
Gotten your hair braided in corn rows?: good god no
Climbed a tree?: Yes
Thrown up on purpose?: Tried
Had a threesome?: Nope, and don't plan on it
Gone on a rollercoaster?: Many many times
Chapter 8: What Makes You...
Happy?: Life
Sad?: Torchwood Season 2 Finale
Laugh?: Friends and Family
Dance?: Dance Music
Sing?: Rock Band
Scared?: Silence
Horny?: Men
Feel good?: People in my life
Feel bad?: ... people in my life
Cry?: Sad things
Jealous?: I dunno
Envious?: I dunno
Scream?: Stress
Angry?: People in my life
Smile?: People in my life
Blush?: People in my life
Sleepy?: Staying up late
Excited?: Video Games
Nervous?: Meeting new people
Hungry?: Food
Thirsty?: Water
Crazy?: Torchwood
Bored?: Being Bored
Feel strong?: Lifting things
Feel important?: Interacting with people
Chapter 9: Religion, Morals and Beliefs
What religion do you practice?: Non-Practicing Roman Catholic
Have you ever practiced a religion different than the one you practice now?: Nope
Has anyone ever tried to force you into believing certain things?: Yes
Has anyone ever tried to convert you to another religion?: Nope
How do you normally respond to door-to-door Mormons or Jeehova's Witnesses?: Listen and accept their adverts
Do you/have you been to religious gatherings?: Yeah
Have you ever attended a religious school?: Yes, kinda
What religion are your parents?: Roman Catholic
Would they care if you practiced a different religion than them?: Probably not
Do they know what religion you practice?: Yeah, they baptized me >.>
Are you open about your beliefs?: Sometimes
Have you ever lied about your religious beliefs to impress someone?: Nope
Have you ever disliked someone else, simply because of their religion?: Kinda sorta, not really
Do you believe a superior being exhists/existed and created life?: Yes and No
How do you feel about Jesus?: His sacrifice has been in vain
What holy book do you think is most accurate? (Bible, Koran, etc.): None
Do you believe in one God?: Yes and No
Do you believe in many Gods?: I believe in the Possibility
Do you believe in no God?: Yes and No
Do you believe in the traditional heaven and hell?: Yes and No
Do you believe in ANY sort of heaven and hell?: Yes and No
Do you think God/the Gods are vengeful or nice?: Nice
Do you believe in angels and demons?: Not per se
Do you believe in spirits?: Kinda
Do you believe in miracles?: Kinda
Do you believe in the Holy Trinity?: wut
Do you believe in predestination?: wut
Do you believe in original sin?: No
Do you believe in freedom of will?: Yes
Do you believe in souls?: Kinda
Do you believe in a thing called love?: Yes
Do you believe in astrology or horoscopes?: Lately, yes, because they've been freaky accurate
Do you believe in evolution?: Yes
Do you believe in life on other planets?: I find it hard to believe that there isn't, whether or not there's Intelligent life is the question.
What do you think will happen when we die?: I dunno
Do you think religion and science will always oppose one another?: Someday they may not
Why do you think we exist?: No idea
What would you say to God if you met him/her/them today?: Life's a b***h, why don't you try it out?
Are you supersticious?: I can be
Do you dress a certain way because of your religion?: Nope
Do you think people who subscribe to a different religion will go to hell?: Nope
Do any of your religious beliefs prevent you from doing certain things?: Nope
Do you chant, fast or meditate?: Nope
Do you believe everything/agree with everything about your religion?: Nope
Do you think that no one else is right but yourself?: Nope
Do you feel superior to people who don't believe the same things as you?: Nope
Do you think everyone should practice your religion?: Nope
Are you interested in learning about other religions?: Not really
Do you believe in separation of church and state?: Yes
Are you a democrat, republican, or neither?: Democrat to the core
How do you feel about abortion?: Pro-Choice
How do you feel about gay marriage?: Marriage is Marriage, you can't put a claim on that. YOU HEAR THAT CHRISTIANS!?! They act like they invented it or something, arrogant pigs.
How do you feel about marijuana?: I'm Anti-Drugs, unless of course it's Medicinal or is needed to fulfill Cultural needs
How do you feel about cloning?: Freaky
How do you feel about the death penalty?: Fine
How do you feel about the war in Iraq?: It's retarded
Did you ever call french fries: CLIFFHANGERS ARE
How do you feel about the Bush administration?: Suck my left one
How do you feel about racism?: I'm not racist
How do you feel about premaritial sex?: If they feel that they're ready
Do you support any charities or causes you believe in?: No Money
If yes, what are they? If no, why not?: HRA
Are you a member of any extreme activist group, like PETA?: Nope
Are you a veggeterian or vegan?: Yes
Chapter 10: Relationships
Do you consider yourself a good friend?: Yes
Would you rather have a lot of friends or a few good friends?: Few good friends
Who are is/are your best friend/s?: Same since High School
Are you and your friends cliquey towards others?: Yeah.
Do you and your friends have a name, like: CLIFFHANGERS ARE
Do you have a lot of friends?: Somewhat
How many would you say you had?: 7ish
Has anyone ever told you that you were a good friend?: Yes
Has anyone ever told you that you were a bad friend?: No
Are you more outgoing or shy?: Shy at first
Do you consider yourself better than your friends?: Nope
Do you and your friends consider yourselves better than other people?: The Preps when we were in HS XD
Do you like to make new friends?: Yeah, it's fun
Do you talk a lot?: Sometimes
Are you a gossip?: No
Have you ever lied to one of your friends?: Already answered this
Have you ever lied about who your friends are?: Nope
Have you ever revealed a secret which you promised not to tell?: A couple times, but it involved the person so it wasn't like a 'reveal'
How many of your friends are guys?: 50%
Are you with someone/single/dating?: Single-ish
Have you ever been in love?: Yes
Do you believe in love at first sight?: Yes
What's the longest relationship you've ever been in?: Don't like talking about it
Would you ever be with someone who your friends didn't like?: Yeah
Would you ever be with someone who your family didn't like?: Yeah
Do you care about how people look?: Sometimes
What is the first thing you notice in the opposite gender?: That they're in the way
What's your favourite hair colour?: Toughy, especially if you include awkward colors
What's your favorite eye colour?: Green or Hazel
Short or long hair?: Short
How would you want a significant other to dress?: Not like a Bum
Does money matter?: Seeing as how I don't want to be homeless, yes
Would you ever date someone who was sweet but not good looking?: It always takes me a while to have romantic feelings, flirty and stuff right away, but actual Romantic feelings is a long process for me, so Yes.
Who I'd like to meet:
Would you take someone who was good looking but an a*****e?: If I was depressed and wanted a one-night stand, which hasn't happened yet btw.
Have you done either of the above?: What above? There's like a bazillion things above this thing
Are you a virgin?: Yeah, pretty much
What's the most expensive gift you've ever gotten someone you were dating?: Don't wanna talk about it
What's the most expensive gift you've ever recieved?: A Car
Do you prefer single or double/group dates?: Single
What's your dream date scenario?: Fancy Dinner
Do you want to get married?: Yes
Do you want to have children?: I want 1 Son, I already figured it out, I refuse to have a daughter. Their high maintenance and I've had to deal with my sister growing up, no way in HELL am I going to deal with a daughter. Sons are easier.
Chapter 10: Technology
What type of cell phone do you have?: A working one
Is it a camera phone?: Yes
How often do you use your cell phone?: I text sometimes, call in emergencies
How many people do you have in your cell phone address book?: Tons
How often do you text message?: A few times a day
What are the last 4 digits in your cell phone? Stalker much?
Do you have your own computer?: Payed for it myself
If yes, what kind? If no, who's do you use?: MacMini, Mac OS X
What is your e-mail address?: snezzie@gmail.com
Do you have MSN Messenger?: Yes
Do you have Yahoo Messenger?: Yes
Do you have AIM?: Not anymore
Do you have wireless Internet?: Yes
Know HTML?: Basic
How many hours per day do you spend online?: When I'm not working
Do you have a Sidekick or Blackberry?: Nope
Do you have a digital camera?: Yes
Do you have an iPod? If yes, what kind, and how many songs?: I have a 160GB iPod with about 3,200 songs on it.
Chapter 11: Education
What college/university do you go to/want to go to?: Art Institute for fun, but I want to get taught by whatever school that teaches the best in Creative Writing.
Do you like school?: Not American Schools
Is your school in a different location than your family?: No school anymore pour moi
If yes, where, and how far from home are you?: I'm at home now
What sports/extra curriculars are you currently involved in?: None
What is your school's athletic team called?: VOID
What is your school mascott?: VOID
What are your school colours?: VOID
What year was your school founded in?: VOID
Who is your school's biggest rival?: VOID
Do you feel superior to people who go to other schools?: VOID
What are your grades generally like?: C's
What is your year?: 2008
What is your major/minor?: I don't know
What would you like to do after graduation?: College eventually
What would you like to be when you grow up?: An Author
Chapter 12: Pick Your Perfect...
Pizza: Veggie
Bagel: Cheesy
S'more: A normal S'more
Sandwich: Veggie
Sundae: Hot Fudge
Chapter 13: Ratings (How Important is/are)
Friends: Really Important
Family: Really Important
Music: Really Important
Love: Most Important
Happiness: Very Important
Money: Important
People: Very Important
Animals: Very Important
Life: Very Important
Education: Very Important
Religion: Important-ish
Medication: Important-ish
Food: Very Important
Sleep: Important
Health: Important
Nature: Very Important
Shopping: Not that Important
Comfort: Important
Sex: Not that Important
Clothes: Important
Phone: Very Important
Computer: Very Important
Chapter 14: Random
If you could take back one thing from your childhood, what would it be?: Not getting fat
Would you rather win an Oscar or a Nobel Prize?: Nobel Prize
What 5 items would you bring with you on a desert island?: The rest of the world and their companies >.>
Who were you named after?: Meg Ryan's character in Cocktail and my Dad, dunno about my middle name
If you could be anything/one you wanted, who/what would you be?: Famous, so I don't have to worry about bills -_-
If you were on death row, what would you request for your final meal?: A human, I wanna try it
If you could travel anywhere in the world, which location would you pick?: France or Russia, after learning their languages of course
Name 15 people in history whom you'd invite to a dinner party: Ahahaa, too fun, too fun
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