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The Night Santa Went Crazy - Weird Al Yankovic

For those of you that ACTUALLY looks at this profile, you know that this is supposed to be my quiz panel. Screw that. Heere's the AWSOME lyrics to one of one of my favorite Christmas songs:

"The Night Santa Went Crazy"

Down in the workshop all the elves were makin' toys
For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys
When the boss busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death
Had a rifle in his hands and cheap whiskey on his breath
From his beard to his boots he was covered with ammo
Like a big fat drunk disgruntled Yuletide Rambo
And he smiled as he said with a twinkle in his eye,
"Merry Christmas to all - now you're all gonna die!"

The night Santa went crazy
The night St. Nick went insane
Realized he'd been gettin' a raw deal
Something finally must have snapped in his brain

Well, the workshop is gone now, he decided to bomb it
Everywhere you'll find pieces of Cupid and Comet
And he tied up his helpers and he held the elves hostage
And he ground up poor Rudolph into reindeer sausage
He got Dancer and Prancer with an old German Luger
And he slashed up Dasher just like Freddy Krueger
And he picked up a flamethrower and he barbequed Blitzen
And he took a big bite and said, "It tastes just like chicken!"

The night Santa went crazy
The night Kris Kringle went nuts
Now you can't hardly walk around the North Pole
Without steppin' in reindeer guts

There's the National Guard and the F.B.I.
There's a van from the Eyewitness News
And helicopters circlin' 'round in the sky
And the bullets are flyin', the body count's risin'
And everyone's dyin' to know, oh Santa, why?
My my my my my my
You used to be such a jolly guy

Yes, Virginia, now Santa's doin' time
In a federal prison for his infamous crime
Hey, little friend, now don't you cry no more tears
He'll be out with good behavior in 700 more years
But now Vixen's in therapy and Donner's still nervous
And the elves all got jobs working for the postal service
And they say Mrs. Clause, she's on the phone every night
With her lawyer negotiating the movie rights

They're talkin' bout - the night Santa went crazy
The night St. Nicholas flipped
Broke his back for some milk and cookies
Sounds to me like he was tired of gettin' gypped

Wo, the night Santa went crazy
The night St. Nick went insane
Realized he's gettin' a raw deal
Something finally must have snapped in his brain
Wo, something finally must have snapped in his brain
Tell ya, something finally must have snapped... in his brain

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Birthday: 11/16/1994

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The Night Santa Went Crazy

Read this!!!!!!!!

(BTW, I changed the names becasue I do not support the pairing of the original couple mentioned. I put in my OCs instead.)

Sarah "Do I ever cross your mind?"

Jasper "No."

Sarah "Do you like me?"

Jasper "Not really."

Sarah "Do you want me?"

Jasper "No."

Sarah "Would you cry if I left?"

Jasper "No."

Sarah "Would you live for me?"

Jasper "No."

Sarah "Would you do anything for me?"

Jasper "No."

Sarah "Choose, me or your life?"

Jasper "My life."

Sarah runs away in shock and pain and Jasper runs after her and says...

"The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because YOU ARE my life."

Jasper and Sarah were riding on a motorcycle...

Sarah "Slow down i'm scared."

Jasper "No, this is fun."

Sarah "No it's not. Please it's way to scary!"

Jasper "Then tell me you love me."

Sarah "I love you, now slow down."

Jasper "Now give me a big hug."

Sarah gave him a big hug.

Jasper "Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me."

In the newspaper the next day a motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road Jasper realized that the breaks were out and he didn't want Sarah to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live even if it meant that he would die. If you would do the same for a person you love then copy this into your profile.

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Okay, I plan to use this as kind of a diary to record my funnies throughout the day. (LOL) But, noone can laugh until I say so becuase I do some stupid things and I don't wanna feel bad. I am kind of a spaz and I have more blonde moments than should

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Can you just submit what you've got so far?
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So when you going to do your RP?
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ll Mizz Attitud3 ll Is Quite Silly o-O
What Reason would i have to look at another girl when i got the most perfect girl ever right here?
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Hi Hi Fettucini!!! U MUST SAY HI!!! I checked out the guild and it said it was a fake guild. Sry.
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u must b crazy if u rlly think he doesnt luk at nyother girls hes in AUSTRAILIA!! how do u kno if he even likes u?
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u must b crazy if u think i dont kno how that feels...but nyway y r u taking him back he doesnt deserve ur time!!!
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just ******** tell me already!!!
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everything..or ill maul u at school.......or poke u....

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Ok, so I got rid of the 'more about me' section. Why? Cuz I felt like it. Ok, I like:

Mah un-Christmas Background? Mah boyfriend sent me an updated piccy. He's so hot! XD Joe is MINE, girlies, so BACK OFF!

Green Day and Billy maked me laugh.

Country music because I grew up in Arkansas, so it's part of my roots.

Most everything else. ^_^

You can find me on YouTube, DeviantArt, Quizilla, and just about everywhere else as smjaygal and my cosplay account (in which I haven't visited in FOREVER is Katsu-Kiyuri)

That's just about it. Questions? Comments? Concerns? Post 'em here or PM me. And I DO welcome n00bs.



So... gaia officially sucks. It was much more fun when it was simple and easy to use. I hate it and so do my friends. I'm officially out.
(If you want to talk to me, look up 'smjaygal' on a google search engine. It's a one of a kind user and it's the only one I use.)
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