"Such a loney day and it's mine.
The loneliness day of my life."
- Every single day I've forced to live without my friends.
Dear humans of the Earth, (Assuming you are human)
You have stumbled upon my breath-taking profile page. If you are wondering, yes, it is hard to see past my nose from my ever growing ego. What can I say? Being awesome is hard work, but I manage to pull it off being the awesome person that I am. Now please be seated and stare attentively at my awesomeness. If a fire should happen to break out please exist through one of the windows provided. I hope you brought a parachute.
I am a simple person. A part from being totally awesome, I am the same as you, or you, or even you, yeah you. The one picking their nose and flicking it in my plants don’t think I can’t see you. Jerk-hole…
I love writing, reading, music and occasionally wiping out my enemies on my colossal drill-machine. I rarely regret my actions, except for that one time…where I accidentally (and I swear it!) blew up butter. I admit, it wasn’t the smartest thing to do, but everything is okay now because I’m awesome, and that’s how the universe works.
During my life-span I have encountered several small, yet unearthly strong and dangerous clowns who have been plotting against me. Why? I don’t know. Maybe it was when I set their tents on fire, maybe it was the time when I ate their cotton candy, I don’t know, I’m not a scientist. But I’ll tell you one thing, I sure am awesome!
By the way, please pay no attention to the crazy mob of angry villagers, they usually come over to play poker…or so I am left to believe. And here’s one right now…stealing my TV…damn. I really have to stop making enemies along the way.
And now some kind words of advice. SO LISTEN UP! icon_scream.gificon_heart.gif
1) When in doubt, smack the moron that confused you.
2) What comes up, must come down. Unless you're in space. Then, proceed to panic.
3) If you can't convince them, confuse them.