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I am currently a college student majoring in Homeland Security (as a crime scene technician), and spend most of the week at school. I love the unusual and morbid, and have been told that I have an extremely twisted and dark sense of humor. I'm not one for political correctness, so if I offend you, then just go put on your big girl panties and deal with it, or go sit in your emo corner and cry. I am just blunt that way; I don't care what others think of me.

Anyways, my hobbies include scaring/shocking people, playing video games, writing, listening to music, and developing new methods of tormenting those who piss me off <3.

Pet Peeves: bad grammar/spelling, snobbiness, stupid people (just die already, okay?), dishonesty, posers, leaving doors ajar, being interupted, having art (any type) theft, slow people, stupid questions, loud people in bookstores, etc.

I am also a fan of anime and manga, as well as coffee, bouncy balls, pastries, knives/daggers/swords, guns, and paint. If sick or provoked, I can be extremely aggressive or violent, and tend to isolate myself from others so that I don't waste my energy on them. I don't care if I offend people, nor what they think of me (as I stated above), and I can't be bothered to hold my tongue to spare anyone's feelings. Get over it. Hmmm...I have 545 bouncy balls in my collection, five favorite colors, a tendency to make random noises, and freckles. I know that was a very disorganized (i.e. random) description, but I don't care to change it.

Ummm...when I think of more (or decide not to be so lazy), I'll add more.

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Bleh. I don't write often, but when I do I usually discuss whatever topic that has capture my interest at the time. Some people would say I'm rather disorganized, but I'd say that I'm just very casual...and lazy. Heh.


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Lunar Owl Report | 06/16/2009 8:21 pm
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ello^_^ umm... thx 4 buyin mi ZOMG stuff!! i appreciate ur kindness^_^
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The Blumpkinator Report | 02/06/2009 1:07 pm
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Have fun with that lol.

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Shrimp is groooooooss lol
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Lol you said grin the first time, but it's all good XD
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If I pitied you, then I would take a knife and put you out of your damn misery, but being of a sadistic sort, I'd rather just watch you suffer.

"Three may keep a secret if two of them are dead."

Hmmm...this is quite interesting.