Last updated: 1-14-2018Greetings, my excellent friends! It appears that you have somehow stumbled across my profile. I'll admit, it's been a couple of years since I've last been active here. Please allow me to introduce myself. You may call me Slinkerton, Slink or Slinky for short. I am 32 years old and I am the dorky wife of a smexy Marlboro Man...he is my love, my life, and my very best friend. Together we have two beautiful babies, Sally Gracelyn (2 years old) and Johnny Dale III (will be 5 months on Jan. 23rd.) I love my little family SO much! We lived in a small town out on the Illinois-Wisconsin border for a couple of years, but we moved back to my home state of Pennsylvania and found a cute little home out in the country here. Country life is hard work, and it can be pretty crazy sometimes (especially whenever Sally tears off and tries to chase after the chickens, haha) but I couldn't ask for a better life...I love it, poops and all! (Baby poops AND animal poops, haha!)
Whenever I'm not busy doing mommy duties or household chores, I enjoy reading and gaming. My favorite games to play are World of Warcraft, Diablo, Red Dead Redemption, and The Sims. And sometimes there's nothing quite like curling up with a good high fantasy novel or cozy mystery. I'm a pretty big movie-lover as well, and I especially love old movies, B-movies, campy & corny movies that most people refer to as "bad movies", and movies that flopped when they first released but now have cult followings. Ohmigosh, I am a diehard Bruce Campbell fangirl! My favorite movie of his is Army of Darkness, and my favorite show with him is Adventures of Brisco County Jr.