Whoa! Look over here!! It's the ABOUT ME SECTION!!
Yup. Here, it's all about me, bitches! Name's Christina. I'm from up north. You can make all the assumptions you want about that, cause I ain't gonna tell ya where I'm from. I also am not going to give you my age, my school's name, or my school's sports team. Frankly, I like the be shrouded in mystery. Though I will tell you that I am 100% straight, but interested in someone who's not you, loser. So don't even ask. God.I speak English, French, and, currently, limited Spanish. I'm taking a course at my school, and should be next to fluent when I'm done. Which is a total joke, you freak. I'm just taking an advanced Spanish class that allows me to get more credits. SCORE! (crazy dance) Yeah.I dance, swim, sing, and kick a**. I'm not Ukrainian, but I dance like one. I'm not an Olympian (like an athlete. Stupid), but I try as hard. I'm not Madonna, but I like doing it and it makes me happy. And a**-kicking? Well, that's just who I am, bitches. So get used to it.I can quote from most musicals, and can recite almost all of RENT from heart. No, seriously, I can. I'm pretty damn awesome, too. Yeah, I am awesome like that. Hold your applause, please. My haters might get jealous.I aspire to play Maureen in the show. And no, it's not 'cause I'm in the closet. She just kicks some hard-core a** up and down the street. If you don't know who Maureen is, then you might as well just get off my page, you freakin' stalker. Geez.I am a recovering Twilight addict, and I haven't read the books in almost two years. (Feel free to pat me on the back for that.) I have, unfortunately, seen the movie a couple times. I know, I know...I feel so WEAK!I like to roleplay, but I haven't found a decent one in awhile. Toss me a line if it's a good one. I like romance, real-life situations type things. I do NOT do any of the following: Vampires, werewolves, slave and master, anime based fan-ness. Not even Naruto or whatever. I don't even know what that is.I'm pretty chill when it comes to every day life, but be a hater and I will knife you. Serious. I will. Do NOT piss me off, understand? Because I will come after you. And I've got friends, unlike some people. Ah-hem, that means you, loser. I mean, you're actually taking the time to read this? Do you have NO life, or something? God.I have a fabulously tight knit group of friends, and I love them all with all my heart. You all know who you are, I hope, so I don't have to name you all.On a final "About Me" note, I'm a friend to all: whether you're gay, straight, bi, asian, black, white, purple, transsexual, whatever. I'm not a hater. I'm not a racist. You act that way towards me? I got me some girls who could have you begging for mercy. PLUS: I am the friend of the GREATEST homie-G's this part of the world has EVER seen. Word out to my home skillets!!
Life is short. Offing yourself makes it shorter. Now be happy, dammit!
YO MA HOMIE G, THIS IS YO BROTHA FROM ANOTHA MOTHA ERIKAA. Just want ta letcha know that Imma be checkin YOU out, and Imma likin what I see.
Sometimes, I just like, chill, you know? Like, completely and utterly, like, chill. And, like, sometimes, it actually like, works, you know? And I like, need that, like, sometimes, you know? Like, do you know?
Whoa, I caught the first part of that, and I...WHOA!
"I see him everywhere. If I couldn't have sworn that he doesn't know my schedual, I'd say he knew my schedual."
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