Things you should know about me
- I am known as Erin, Mina, Elle, Lyra, Lekya, Renix, Lydia and Alyssa
- I live in Vancouver, Washington
- I have a tortoiseshell oriental cat named Smudge, who constantly helps me with my computer work
- I have a dusty black American shorthair named Maddy who cries and licks plastic a lot... that's about it
- I have an old calico cat named Sophie who is missing her nose and waddles everywhere
- I have a milk snake named Buford. He has allergies. UPDATE: Turns out Buford is a girl! She laid her first eggs April 30, 2011
- I write fantasy a lot and I get very wrapped up in it
- I create my own supernatural beings or revive classic Romanian lore (Varcolaci, Pricolici, Strigoi, etc)
- I'm a lesbian, and currently single
- I am cynical, but not in a bitchy way
- I am fascinated by animals
- I love the night
- I am probably too smart for my own good
- I play video games, but I think Shooter games are lame
- I have Asperger Syndrome, a form of high-functioning Autism, but don't talk down to me or I'll kick your a** both physically and mentally
- As inferred, I am a good fighter
- I wear glasses
- I like Disney, so don't knock it around me
- I know a little bit of Sign Language, as well as Hebrew, Spanish, French, and Romanian
- I sing. A Lot
- I have a passionate crush on Cote de Pablo from NCIS
- I talk a little loud because my mom is hard of hearing
- I really REALLY want a ferret! Help me get one!
- I have Insulin Resistance
-Patches of my skin are grayed (Acanthos Nigricans)
-I have created two complete fictional cultures who are centralized around polytheistic mythologies. One is the mythology of a wolf soceity, and the other is a kingdom who worships an all-female pantheon.
-I am experienced, though not a wizard, with PhotoShop
-I love Greek, Roman, and Norse Mythology
-I play tennis
-I am learning archery
-I go to a high school of 1300 students, and I know all of 20 of them
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a b***h.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be ******** them all.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm ROMANIAN, so I MUST be a vampire.
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm on BIRTH CONTROL, so I MUST be sleeping around.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling b***h.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see. (well...)
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic b*****d.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I'M AUTISTIC, so I must be a drooling, incompetent, moron.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I used to be a psychic, no lie. But my crystal ball broke and I can only read certain parts of your future between the broken glass and leaking aura fog. It either says to buy my stuff or face certain death, or that you will soon receive a hell of a lot of gold. Either way, you have no reason to not buy my stuff! So take a brief browse through my stock, you never know what ya might find!
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