Birthday: 12/08
this is my bestie in real life
~~~~~~~~~16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART~~~~~~~~~~~~~
1.Get 24 boxes of deodorant and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
"'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.
5. Go up to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"
Boy: I love her more than the air i breath
Girl: well im always here for you.
Boy: I know
Girl: what's wrong?
Boy: I like her so much
Girl: talk to her
Boy: I don't know. she wont even like me.
Girl: Don't say that, your amazing.
Boy: i just want her to know how i feel
Girl: then tell her
Boy: she wont like me
Girl: how do you know that?
Boy: i can just tell
Girl: well just tell her
Boy: what should i say?
Girl: tell her how much you like her
Boy: i tell her that daily.
Girl: what do you mean?
Boy: im always with her. I love her.
Girl: i know how you feel. i have the same problem. but he'll never like me
Boy: wait. who do you like?
Girl: oh some guy.
Boy: Oh... she wont like me either.
Girl: she does
Boy: how do you know?
Girl: becuse, who wouldn't like you?
Boy: you
Girl you're wrong, I like you
Boy: I like you too
Girl: so are you gonna talk to her?
Boy: I just did.
ROTTWEILER!!!!
PITBULL!!!!
Two best dogs ever
LUCAS TILL!!!!
EMMETT!!!!
EDWARD!!!!
JACOB!!!!
CARLISLE!!
JAMES!!
JACOB!!
JASPER!!
EMMETT!!
EDWARD!!
JAMES!!
JASPER!!
JACOB!!
EDWARD!!
EMMETT!!
KELLEN (AKA) EMMETT
SOULJA BOY!!!!
BOW WOW!!!!
this is my bestie in real life's sis
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love you sissy
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