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PEOPLE I OWE GOLD TO: jikoku tora, 20k
about me....? hmmmm. well the first thing you should know is that i am bluntly honest with people. so ladies, don't ask me if your fat if you really are, because i'll tell the truth. or if you think you smell bad. because people should know these things, if they don't. they may be walking around for hours, with something on them they may be embraced about having on them, and they wouldn't know, and then be too ashamed to leave there house again. so ya, when i speak my mind. its my unabridged thoughts.
anyone who likes honest people can be my friend.
ONE DAY A BLACK MAN WALKED IN TO A CAFE EARLY ONE MORNING AND NOTICES HE IS THE ONLY BLACK PERSON IN THERE! AS HE SAT DOWN HE NOTICED A WHITE MAN SAT DOWN BEHIND HIM AND THE WHITE MAN SAID: "COLOURED PEOPLE ARE NOT ALLOWED IN HERE."
THE BLACK MAN REPLIED...
"WHEN I WAS BORN I WAS BLACK!"
"WHEN I GREW UP I WAS BLACK!"
"WHEN I'M SICK I'M BLACK!"
"WHEN I'M IN THE SUN I'M BLACK!"
"WHEN I'M COLD I'M BLACK!"
"WHEN I DIE I'M BLACK!"
BUT YOU SIR!...
"WHEN YOU WERE BORN YOU WERE PINK!"
"WHEN YOUR SICK YOU TURN GREEN!"
"WHEN YOU STAY IN THE SUN YOUR RED!"
"WHEN YOUR COLD YOU TURN BLUE!"
"WHEN YOU DIE YOU TURN PURPLE!"
"AND YET YOU HAVE THE NERVE TO DIS MY COLOUR!"
THE BLACK MAN TURNED AROUND AND THE WHITE MAN WALKED AWAY!
Put this on your profile to stop Racisum
A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl- Slow down, I'm scared.
Guy- No, this is fun...
Girl- No it's not. Please, it's too scary!
Guy- Then tell me you love me.
Girl- I love you, now slow down...
Guy- I love you too. Now, give me a big hug.
-She gave him a big hug-
Guy- Can you take off my helmet and put it on; its bothering me?
In the newspaper the next day a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks were broken he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant that he would die. If you would do the same for the person you love copy this in your profile.