Sir Jim Smith Tririnian, Esq., Ph. D.

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Birthday: 01/01

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Yes, human. I have 38 middle names. It's a Martian tradition, and I'm of the aristocracy, so naturally, we have to impress people. "Tririnian" is my real last name, but sometimes, for short, I go by "Jim Smith" or "Jim Smith-Tririnian" for most formal occasions. No one uses my middle names...except the Queen. When she's mad at me. Then she screams every single one of them (including the tags "Sir", "28th", "Esquire", and "Ph. D." )

Sir James Smith Thomas Alexander Michaelangelo William Fiztgerald Dante Benjamen Aaron Edward Stonewall Daniel Zachariah Xavier Patrick Wade Hilton Thaddeus Caide Christian Giovanni Beauregarde Ethan Dwayne Cunningham Cornwallis Longfellow Jack Ignatius Young Wolfgang Verrier Taylor Spike Romeo Upwood Nicholas Octavian Tririnian XXVII, Esq., Ph. D.

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My name is Sir Jim. I have 40 names, first and last names included, but that's not important. I'm the Captain of the Guard, Royal Bodyguard, Chief of Staff, Minister of Foreign Relations, and Regent for Her Most Divine High Majesty, Queen Callie the First of the Eighth Dimension. I like to fence and ride horses in my spare time. I'm an excellent starship pilot, and I'm not bad at sailing, either. If you decide to be my friend, I humbly ask that you also befriend the Queen: she goes by the moniker "starqueen18." She's really great.

VIVAT REGINA CALLISTA I !
Long live Queen Callie the First !

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starqueen18 Report | 02/14/2011 8:32 am
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Jim, I love your big green alien face. You're one of my best friends. Happy Valentine's Day~!
starqueen18 Report | 12/17/2010 4:32 pm
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LAWLAWLAWL You put your full name in a box! Love it. whee
starqueen18 Report | 12/05/2010 10:19 am
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Wah! Jim! Thank you for my lovely gift! -hughughughug- heart
starqueen18 Report | 11/27/2010 5:44 pm
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You're one of the best friends a queen could ask for, Jim. -hug-
Death Has A Name Report | 11/21/2010 10:00 am
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Well, y'know...Callie would never hear the end of it if I didn't. Because it was a favor she asked of me. stare

So, whatever. Enjoy them and stuff.
l-Maiden_Of_The_Moon-l Report | 11/21/2010 8:28 am
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thank you for buying
starqueen18 Report | 11/19/2010 4:29 pm
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Jim, don't even start with me. XD Leave my Harry Potter obsession alone. And plus, didn't I come and deal with those pirates a few weeks back? You hardly have things to complain about. You're running my country, for the love of cheese. You just worry your pretty little bald head WAY too much, sir. xp
moonshine7 Report | 11/18/2010 7:53 pm
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JIM!!!! It's been so long!!
Death Has A Name Report | 11/17/2010 10:03 pm
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Is the whole 8th Dimension gonna get on here now? Oi. Jim, the Queen really has you on a leash. Now how am I supposed to insult her properly with you around? stare
starqueen18 Report | 11/17/2010 10:00 pm
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Jim! I love you! biggrin heart

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