by Dorothy Parker
If I had a shiny gun,
I could have a world of fun
Speeding bullets through the brains
Of the folk who give me pains;
Or had I some poison gas,
I could make the moments pass
Bumping off a number of
People whom I do not love.
But I have no lethal weapon-
Thus does Fate our pleasure step on!
So they still are quick and well
Who should be, by rights, in hell.
Favorite Authors: Stephen King, Dean Koontz, Anne Rice, Laurell K. Hamilton, Orson Scott Card, Andre Norton, Terry Pratchett, Robert E. Howard, Dorothy Parker, Garth Nix, Douglas Adams, Kaori Yuki, Alex Kava
Favorite Movies: The Crow, Speed, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Seed of Chucky, Die Hard, Lord of the Rings, Hannibal, Sleepy Hollow, Matrix, Alien, Nightmare on Elm Street, Blade, Equilibrium, Ladyhawke, Beetle Juice, Corpse Bride, Nine, Coraline, Sucker Punch
Favorite TV shows: Supernatural, Dexter, Smallville, Charmed, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, The Cape, House, Medical Investigation, Harper's Island
I listen to: Stone Sour, Apocalyptica, Disturbed, Evanescence, Inkubus Sukkubus, Kamelot, Kidney Thieves, Lacuna Coil, Nightwish, Oomph!, Paradise Lost, Adema, Seether, Sentenced, Sevendust, Sonata Arctica, Within Temptation, Saliva, Garbage, Creed, 3 Doors Down,
Favorite games: Fallout series, Final Fantasy VIII, Resident Evil, Silent Hill, Deus Ex series, Conker's Bad Fur Day, Harvest Moon, Arcanum, Might and Magic series
Love: coffee, wolves, vermouth, peppermint tea
Hate: bigotry, clowns, hospitals, everything pink especially that creepy duracell bunny