AboutIgnore the old sh*t on this profile.
I'm Lovino Vargas, otherwise known as South Italy! I'm the older (and better) brother of Feliciano Vargas, who is North Italy. He's really annoying and always hangs out with that stupid macho German!
Tomatoes are my favorite food, dammit! I also like watching football (not the ridiculous American kind)! I'm often under the weather because of the damn mafia, but I can still kick their asses when I need to!
I kind of hang around with that Antonio bastard. He took care of me when I was little, but he was always trying to make me eat his dumb food or learn his stupid language.
And whatever you're complaining about, that wasn't me! It was a damn squirrel, for the last time, shut up!!