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I like to bring destruction and doom to the masses. I'm talking about fire and grim stone hail the size of your momma's wardrobe. The plague, yeah that was me after a day of eating Chipotle burritos with hot sauce. Every time your internet connection fails that's me chewing on the chords like twizzlers. Every natural disaster, stock fail, death, murder, lost puppy, broken pencil, house falling apart, ceiling fan blowing up throwing a wooden blade into your cats face was on my behalf to make this world that much more exciting. Can you honestly say it wouldn't be funny to see a one legged African kid chase a doughnut downhill???
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