Here's the dealio, yo. (heh. I rhymed.)

I'm violent. I shoot things. My friends, for the most part, are also violent. And also like to shoot/burn/stab/otherwise torment things. Even the hippy. And we enjoy it.

If you're still reading, then cool. If you're not, then... I porked yer mom. Heh.

More up here later when I actually think of something.