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So, who is this Shnarf person?

Well, first of all, I'm pretty much absolutely nuts. Self explanetory.

I love all things literary, literate people included. I absolutely cannot stand l33t sp34k--find something better to do with your time besides making things hard to read for other people. Just type out your words, thanks.

I love to write, and I have already written a novel. ...It sucked horribly because I wrote it in seventh grade, but I have since improved my skills and am currently working on another novel. With writing comes roleplaying, and to me, roleplaying is like writing a story with many people. But as previously mentioned, I hate roleplaying with people who suck. Good roleplayers can hold up their side of the story and add suspense to an already good storyline. Good roleplayers become the character and go with the flow, even if it's not what he or she had originally planned. Good roleplayers can keep a literate rp going past the first five pages. I love roleplaying with good roleplayers.

...Alright, enough said about that.

I also love to read. Very few things thrill me more than delving into a good story. My absolute favorite story of all time is the Sword of Truth series by Terry Goodkind. It is an amazing read, and anybody with a mature enough mind to handle a few "scenes" here and there should definitely read it. They are rather large--bigger than Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings--but they are well worth the read. A few of my other favorites include the Harry Potter series, the first three Maximum ride books (that last one absolutely sucked), the Twilight series, Memoirs of a Geisha, and Ender's game.

Another of my favorite pastimes is anything artistic. I love to draw, paint, work with clay, etcetera. I've got to have creative outlets, and I love to create. I spend generous amounts of time on my works. I've done pencil and charcoal drawings, acrylic and watercolor paintings, and I'm currently in a ceramics class. I have tried to digitally color a few of my drawings through GIMP (it's pretty much photoshop, only it's free)...but I pretty much suck at it. Maybe if I knew what all of those little buttons meant...but it just takes sooooo looooong to do! I have little enough time on my hands in the first place. Typically, I choose to use my handy dandy set of twelve crayola colored pencils over the GIMPing.

Music is another part of my life. I have been playing piano since before I could remember, literally. At eighteen months, I picked out "Joy to the World" on a full sized piano, and I've been playing ever since. I picked up the french horn in seventh grade and my sophomore year in high school, I recieved a gold rating at ISSMA state solo and ensemble in division one (that's the most difficult division). I do all things band related with a gusto, marching band included. I know, it's supposedly nerdy/geeky and stuff, but hey, I like it, and it's five times harder than any sport I've ever tried, football included. If you have a problem, tell it to my face. No problems? Good. Let's continue.

Learning is good. I love to learn (wow, I love a lot of things...). Anything that I don't already know intrigues me. I will learn about anything and everything, just so I have that knowledge if I would ever happen to need it in the future. The Complete Idiot's guide series is amazing, just because there is so much knowledge to be gained from them. Barnes and Noble is my idea of heaven in a store, and--ask anybody who really knows me--I would seriously spend an entire day in that store, just because of all of the books there...and their amazing coffee. If I had the time and money, I would waltz in and say, "Alright, I want that one, that one, all of these, two of those...actually, just give me one of everything."

And I'm going to be a doctor.


As for what Shnarf happens to look like, I am currently seventeen years old with long, honey bonde hair. My skin is fair and my eyes are really really green. I weigh about 120 pounds and I'm 5'5" in height. As to what my name is, what my address and phone number are, and all that other stuff, I'm not saying. It would be incredibly stupid of me if I did. And because of the fact that I'm not stupid (save a few blond moments here and there) nothing else needs to be said about me.

Uh, the end.

Random Pictures of Shnarf

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Avi Arts

Right. Yes, I do avatar arts. I don't have set prices. Basically, what I do is you offer how much you think the art is worth and we'll work with it until it reaches a price we are both happy with. If you want to pay more, that's fine wink . I have the right to refuse to draw any avatar and I do not draw nudity, yaoi, or yuri. You'll have to do some convincing for me to draw mechas.

This is basically how I work. If I like your avi or I actually know you, I'll work with more gusto than if I don't like your avi. I have a very active life OUTSIDE of gaia, so the art might take a while. Be patient! I'm getting ready to set up an art shop, so this section of my profile will probably change sometime soon. The examples are to the right.

In Progress: Chaotic Fayte

Slot 1: Sabre_sword
Slot 2: Hymn of the Silent
Slot 3: Emmerah
Slot 4: Open

Stalkers, WTF??!!


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J Lone Wolf Report | 07/30/2009 10:02 am
Thanks ((^(_^)) tho I don't draw commissions very often, I do sometimes just do them for less gold than you'd probably expect XD All depends on how busy I am etc
reelbigtrebble Report | 07/30/2009 9:50 am
I've been better.
I had to put my ferret down today.
reelbigtrebble Report | 07/29/2009 9:19 pm
Hey hun long time no talk.
How are you?
kingschoolyou Report | 06/30/2009 12:06 pm
I've beaten the first one several times, it was never that long I suppose....well it isn't if you know where to go hehehe. It's really fun near the end cause you've got all the cool crap and what not. As for your Ocarina I'm sorry it broke sad I bet it sounded nice though biggrin As for the looks keep em up, you can knock a man dead with them wink
kingschoolyou Report | 06/28/2009 2:44 pm
Well it's the truth, you're absolutely beautiful, and if anyone says any different they're lying through their teeth. As for the Zelda games, I loved Twilight Princess, I have it on the Wii and I've gotta say that did the Zelda name a great honor. I have two copies of the original for the NES sitting in my room biggrin they're fun to play when the game system decides to work lol. I also have Zelda "A Link to the Past" for SNES and computer, and that's one of my favorites as well. I like the Zedla costume you have by the way too, that took some skill to make so perfectly close to the real thing. biggrin
kingschoolyou Report | 06/27/2009 12:57 pm
Jesus effin Christ, Shnarf you're beautiful! smile and awesome Link costume, my favorite Zelda game is the original from 1982.
Rena_Hellsing Report | 06/26/2009 8:38 pm
Darkelfassassin6969 Report | 06/01/2009 7:18 pm
I will do my best, as I said sometimes I am just a plain idiot when it comes to posting. I try not to post more then a paragraph because some people find it intimidating and hard to respond to.
Darkelfassassin6969 Report | 06/01/2009 7:03 pm
I did my best, the armor too a bit of work since I hand made it from metal... but my hair wasn't long enough. I dyed it the right color though. We had a joke the entire cos play that Vincent cut it off as a trophy.
And yes I got your PM... was reading a bit through the RP itself... trying to figure out how to fit in.
Darkelfassassin6969 Report | 06/01/2009 6:18 pm
Itachi, Sephiroth, Orochimaru, Vincent, Akabane, etc

I have been a few years.

Lookatza pretty drawings! Gasp!

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