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20 WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF WAL-MART one wasent good so i took it out. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens. 5. Go up to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!" 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!" 17. If you can,write"I see dead people...." on the typewriters. 18. Unwrap all the chocolate bars saying,"I've got to find that golden ticket.." 19. Put a dora explorer doll in the middle of the store and if someone tries to pick it up,jump out and say,"SWIPER NO SWIPING!" 20. Throw Skittles at people and shout,"Taste the Rainbow!!!!"i think this is cute.
When she misses you:
[ She's hurting inside ]
When you break her heart:
[ The pain never really goes away ]
When she says its over:
[ She still wants you to be hers ]
When she reposts this on her page its cuz:
[ She wants YOU to read it ]
When she tells you she loves you,
[ Tell her you love her back]!
Look at my Gun!
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I think that this is sweet...
A girl and a guy were going over 100 miles an hour on a motorcycle:
girl: slow down im scared
guy: no this is fun
girl:no its not, plez its scaring me
boy:then tell me you love me
girl: i love you, now slow down
boy:now give me a big hug
she hugs him
boy: can u take off my helmet and put it on? its bothering me
The next day in the newspaper there was a story about a motorcycle crash due to break failure.
two people were in it but only one lived.
the truth is halfway down the road the guy relized the breaks werent working, he didnt want her to know, he had her hug him and tell her she loved him , for the last time. he had her put on his helmet to save her even though it meant he wouldnt survive.
if you would do this for someone you love put this on your profile<3
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