this is sad....

A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle.

Girl:Slow down, i'm scared.
Guy:No, this is fun.
Girl:No it's not, please, it's so scary.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl:I love you, slow down.
Guy:Now give me a big hug
*She gave him a big hug*
Guy:Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, It's really bothering me.

The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks weren't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loves him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant that he would die.

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Last Login: 07/01/2011 11:16 am

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Birthday: 01/11/1993

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iierny Report | 03/14/2009 7:21 pm
knew a blonde that was so stupid that....... she called me to get my phone number. she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate." she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind. she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order. she sent me a fax with a stamp on it. she tried to drown a fish. she thought a quarterback was a refund. she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death. she tripped over a cordless phone. she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store. she studied for a blood test. she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats. when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved. when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead. when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home Now send this to at least 5 people or you'll get bad luck for 7 years!!!!!!!!!!! *! 0-4=Bad luck for 7 years *! 5-9=your crush will start to like you *! 10-14=your crush will ask you out *! 15-19=you and your crush will go out all the time *! 21 or more all of the above and you'll get everything you want in life After you send this to 20 people a yellow box will pop up. Click on it
lol_bleach_girl_32 Report | 11/28/2008 6:44 pm
thanks for buying at my store!!!
Carl Johnson 77 Report | 11/22/2008 7:57 pm
Carl Johnson 77
i am glad i meet you
Carl Johnson 77 Report | 11/22/2008 7:54 pm
Carl Johnson 77
hay sweethart
JamieeeYO Report | 11/07/2008 7:06 pm
Hi lori

- ashley
devil-angel9 Report | 11/07/2008 6:10 pm
i bet it is COF eric COF COF
devil-angel9 Report | 10/26/2008 5:05 pm
hows it going
devil-angel9 Report | 10/14/2008 5:06 pm
hi lori how r u
xX_erisfromparis_Xx Report | 07/31/2008 10:59 am
You know it! ;D

Yours is, too. :3
xX_erisfromparis_Xx Report | 07/31/2008 10:55 am
If by 'scary' you mean 'SEXY', then yes. ;D


Hi my name is lori i am old enough. i have 3 brothers and sisters! matt, corrine,and krystina! and i am a very hyper person! and my bestest friends in the whole world are Kail, eris,and dayana

And these are my brother and sisters (not really)alysha,chase,kevin,and elliot!!!!
and i have 5 wifeys Keeshia, rachel t., nary, elizabeth,and last but not least Tae-Tae!

i love all types of music! But my faverdist music right now is country;P

I also love playing video games my faverdist video games would have to be all sims games!!!!
I HATE kids. i know thats bad but whatevr!. i have about 10 nephews and nieces(well i think thats how you spell it) and i love them all to death!
Theres ant Boo-Boo, Khi-Khi, phanny manny, lilly, Lizzie, alex, mr. bighead (jerimiah), seven, faith, and jordan.

OMG i know this is crasy but i'm in love with a fictional vampire!
his name is EDWARD CULLEN!!!!!!! he is so mysterious,and so hot!!!!!!!lol now i sound like kiah!!! oh yea and i love sou!

u know what i'm talking about if u have read the book twilight if not u so totally should!!!!!!!!and afterschool nightmare!!!!!


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