there is this blonde that is trying to find a job and she went into a job service and asked if she could get a job. they said that they had a job opening for painting rural roads lines. the next day she got a call and the guy asked if she could start the job today. she went to work and when she got there the boss was telling her that you need to paint at least 2 miles. so she went out and started painting lines on the road. when she finished for the day she went back to the guy to see how well she done. the guy said good you painted 4 miles. the next day she came to work and started painting and finished the day and went to see how good she done. the guy said your ok but you only painted 2 miles today do better tomorrow. the next day she came to work and she finished the day and she went to talk to the guy and he asked her why she only painted 1 mile today. she said "well everyday i keep getting farther and father away from the bucket." send this to 5 firends just to make them laugh ^-^
♣I SENT AN ANGEL TO WATCH OVER YOU LAST NIGHT BUT IT CAME BACK. I ASKED WHY? AND IT SAID ANGELS DON'T WATCH OVER ANGELS! 20 angels are in this world 10 are sleeping 9 are playing and 1 is reading this comment. send this to ten friends including me. and if you get 5 replies, someone u love will surprise u! to say ur never forgotten♣
FOURTEEN YEAR OLD GIRL NAMED RUTH WAS SITTING AT HOME EATING TACOS WHILE BABY SITTING HER BROTHER WHILE HER PARENTS WERE OUT GETTING DRUNK.ITS 900 PM.SO SHE PUTS HER BROTHER TO BED AND IMMEDIATLY HE FALLS ASLEEP.SHE WATCHES TV AND AT 127 AM.THE PHONE RINGS.SHE PICKS IT UP AND A VOICE THAT SOUNDS ERIE.HE SAYS IN A FOREIGN LANGUAGE THAT SHE CAN NOT UNDERSTAND SO SHE HANGS UP.AND LATER AT ABOUT 313 AM.THE PHONE RINGS AGAIN.THE SAME VOICE COMES ON THE PHONE HE SAYS CHECK YOUR BROTHERS ROOM!!AND SHE SAYS WHO ARE YOU AND WHATS YOUR PROBLEM??THEN SHE HANGS UP.SHE GETS SCARED AND GOES UP AND CHECKS HIS ROOM JUST IN CASE.SHE OPENS THE DOOR AND SEES HER BROTHER HANGING FROM THE CLOSET DEAD!!!SHE CALLS THE POLICE.AND THEY COME RIGHT OVER.THEY DO THE WHOLE INSPECTION THING AND SHE GOES TO COURT AND THE JUDGE FINDS HER GUILTY OF FIRST DEGREE MURDER OF HER BROTHER PELSWICK OSWALD THE THIRD.SHE WAS SENTENCED TO LIFE IN PRISON.THIS IS NO JOKE ITS A TRUE STORY OF A DEAR FAMILY IN FORK CITY,UTAH.SHE HAUNTS THOSE WHO DO NOT RE-TELL HER STORY AS SHE THINKS THAT ITS THEM WHO MURDERED HER DEAR BROTHER IF YOU DO NOT SEND THIS TO 15 PEOPLE IN THE NEXT 313 MINUTES SHE WILL HANG YOU
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