I do not bear responsibility for my uncle's strange whims and love life. What I offer You, my Lord, is my service, for I am devoted to the Dark Side irreversibly and no silly sentiments are going to intervene.
Allow me to say that I'm am gladdened to have finally recieved a response, and even more the Friend invite! Seeing as you had altered your appearance several times yet hadn't replied displeased me somewhat, I do admit.
Ah, and it is such a pleasure to meet you as well, Mr. Severe Icicle. I'm guessing you discovered me through my associate Kaivic2. I do apologise for her.
Just allow me to say that I am, despite what you may assume, a member of the honourable Lestrange family. Though I value the Black of my blood more, I am still a Lestrange with great pride. The heart balloon merely signifies my participation in the Valentine's Day 2008 Gaia event. A Lestrange though I am, I have to give my love to the ladies, don't you think? I suppose that you, Mr. Icicle, did not participate, being Severus' relative and all? So much like Severus, you are! Very admirable.
I am in no way associated with the Potter boy, nor do I wish to be. I can understand your assumption, therefore you are forgiven. However, I cannot say that I shall be as lenient at a later date. Do send Severus my greetings, would you?