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Profile currently under construction.._. You know how everyone puts their "Likes/Dislikes" on their about? Well..... NOT ME! I shall now sing you the "I wish I was a Lesbian" song!!! xD
Ok I'm riding around in this car with a woman I'm close to a couple times a week.
I'm noticing she's looking out of the window and noticing other women.
"How this one looks, isn't' her hair lovely, what a nice outfit"
I said "Babe, what is the deal? You're noticing all these other chicks, maybe... you're a lesbian"
She looks at me and says, "I wish she was a lesbian"
Now at that point, I wanted to say, "You mean you wish you WERE a lesbian" because gramatically...
But I let it slide, I didn't want to ruffle any feathers.
But you know... that sentance, that retort... I wish I was a lesbian....
Got it stuck in the old man's mind... kinda gestated there for seven, eight minutes... and this tune popped out!
I wish I was a lesbian and not a hetero
I wouldn't have to mess with men and all their come and go
And all that awful facial hair and yucky machismo
I wish I was a lesbian and not a hetero
I wish I was a lesbian and that I wasn't straight
I'd sleep with woman only, MAN it would be great
I'd throw away my diaphram, I wouldn't want to mate
Ooooh I wish I was a lesbian and that I wasn't straight
Heeey!
I wish I was a lesbian I like to be a dyke,
I'd hang with K.D. Lang, Mel Gibson take a hike!
I think it would be nice to love someone who was alike
OOoooooh I wish I was a lesbian I like to be a dyke
I wish I was a lesbian that's why this song is sung
It shouldn't matter how someone is hung
Other things are more important...
Like how to move your tongue!!!!
Bleeelelelel
I wish I was a lesbian that's why this song is sung
I wish I was a lesbian I know it's sad but true
Maybe I understand you men and all you do
But if I was a lesbian I WOULDN'T HAVE TO!!!
Ooooooh I wish I was a lesbian I know it's sad but true
HEEEY!
I wish I was a lesbian and not a hetero
I wouldn't have to mess with men and all their come and go
And all that awful facial hair and yucky machismo
I hate that damn machismo...
I wish I was a lesbian and not a hetero!
~I wish I was a Lesbian by Loudon Wainwright III
Previous dream avai attained!! Thank you to all those who helped!! <3 Now, here's my new one. x3
Item List:
Angelic Camisole
Angelic Gloves
Drop Earrings
Elegant Pearl Drop Choker
Mythic Hair
Sapphire Forehead Jewel
Staff of the Angels
Winged Anklets
Estimated Total: 832,640 Gold
(Estimated with known item values on 16 May 2007)
Oh, and this too. biggrin
Item List:
Demonic Anklets
Demonic Anklets
Demonic Pitchfork
Drop Dead Gorgeous Oynx Skull Earrings
Elegant Veil
Nitemare Bustier
Nitemare Collar
Oculus Magica
Raptor Fire Horns
Ruby Forehead Jewel
Shadow Spirit
Estimated Total: 624,108 Gold
(Estimated with known item values on 16 May 2007)
I WANT IT! Dx HELP PEEEEEEEEEEEZ!
Dx Sesshoumaru9966 has my eternal love and gratitude for all the crap he got me against my will.
<3
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Tomorrow will follow
When above, your promise is today
Just wait and see"
on top of ooollldddd ooookkkkkkkeeeeeyyyyy...!
all covered with llleeeeaaaavvveeesssss...!
la la la la la laaaaaaaa!!! la la la la laaaaaaaaa!!!
=D
*breaks windows*
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*shoves Sai* TAG!! =D
*runs away giggling like a schoolgirl*