Hmmmmm..... what shall I tell you?
Basically I am a mentally insane child who was more than likely dopped multiple times on her head at birth. ....................... ok, maybe not really. At any rate, I love to draw anime and I love to roleplay. I'm a writer and an artist; a lover and a fighter. Meh, more or less. I love to roleplay. My life pretty much revolves around anime, video games, and food... lots of food... Although, no matter how much I eat I freakin' CAN'T GAIN ANY WEIGHT!!!! WTF?!?! I still weigh 75 lbs. NO JOKE!!!! *cries* Why can't I gain any weight? At any rate, (heh, I rhyme) I have a PS2. Yes, I have played Halo on X-Box, and my favorite games are as follows:
Kingdom Hearts I&II
Fullmetal Alchemist (both of 'em)
Dance Dance Revolution (on Heavy, duh)
and Spyro (all of 'em)
Danny Elfman is the best musical genius ever to walk the face of this earth and Tim Burton rocks my striped socks. Jack Skellington is awesome and Sally ties with him. Anything else you wanna know? Well, I'm too lazy to type it in here so just pm me and I'll tell ya. Oh, and one more thing....
MUFFINS SHALL RULE THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!
Get that ball, Kenshin! Get that ball!
In my boredom I made an avatar of.... me!
You better believe it.
Do these following comics just not fill your heart with joy?
poor Edo-kun...
My pheonix, Saharae! Will you feed her?
No power can defeat you. Not the light, not the dark. So don't run from the light-- and don't fear the darkness. The darkness in your heart is vast and deep... but if you can stare into it unflinchingly, you'll never know fear again. Know that the darkness is there and don't give in. Do that, and you'll gain strength unlike any other. Light will help you escape the deepest darkness... and darkness will help you see through the brightest light. That's why your enemy is not darkness. Your true enemy was your weak heart that ran from darkness.
Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories
from Namine and said to Riku~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Remember your dreams and fight for them. You must know what you want from life. There is just one thing that makes your dream become impossible: the fear of failure. Never forget your Personal Legend. Never forget your dreams. Your silent heart will guide you. Be silent now. It is the possibility of a dream that makes life interesting. You can choose between being a victim of destiny or an adventurer who is fighting for something important.
-- Paulo Coelho
Novelist. His works include The Alchemist, The Zahir and The Devil and Miss Prym.^Please join, we do desperately need people^
^ A guild for THE LITERATE ONLY!!!! Please, check it out! ^
"Me? I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest, honestly. It's the honest one's you have to worry about, because you never know when they're going to do something really, really stupid."
~Captain Jack Sparrow~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we rifle, and loot,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot,
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We extort, we pilfer, we filch, and sack,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
Maraud and embezzle, and even high-jack,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We kindle and char, and inflame and ignite,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
We burn up the city, we're really a fright,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We're rascals, and scoundrels, and villans, and knaves,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
We're devils and black sheep, and really bad eggs.
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We're beggars and blighters, ne'er-do-well cads,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
Aye, but we're loved by our mommies and dads,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
(laughing) Heehoo! Havin' trouble with the livin'? You tired of havin' your home space violated? Wanna get rid of them pesky livin critters once and for all? Well come on down and see me folks, I'm the afterlife's leading bio-exorcist. Yes siree! So come on down, and I'll tell ya, I'll do anything. I'll scare 'em real bad. Hell, I'll even possess myself! (falls on ground and starts to shake) Ow! (gets back up) I got demons runnin' all through me, all through me, come on down and see it. And if you act now, you get a free demon possession with every exorcism, now you can't beat that can ya? Hell, bring the little pards down here. We got plenty of snakes and lizards for them to play with. There's no problem with that at all. So, say it once, say it twice, three times' a charm, and remember... (sings and dances) I'll eat anything you want me to eat and I'll swallow anything you want me to swallow. (stops dancing) So come down I'll... chew on a dog. (howls)
~Beetlejuice in his TV advertisement~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Adam: What are your qualifications?
Betelgeuse: Ah, well... I attended Juilliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the (screaming at the top of his voice) EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT... NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY... NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK?!? You think I'm qualified?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Dark Helmet: [mask down] Not so fast, Lone Starr.
Lone Starr: Helmet. So, at last we meet for the first time for the last time. [thinks about what he said] Yeah.
Dark Helmet: Before you die, there is something you should know about us, Lone Starr.
Lone Starr: What?
Dark Helmet: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former room-mate.
Lone Starr: What's that make us?
Dark Helmet: Absolutely nothing.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Dark Helmet: What the hell am I looking at?... When does this happen in the movie?
Colonel Sandurz: Now, You're looking at now sir...Everything that happens now is happening now.
Dark Helmet: What happened to then?
Colonel Sandurz: We passed it.
Dark Helmet: When.
Colonel Sandurz: Just now... We're at now now.
Dark Helmet: Go back to then?
Colonel Sandurz: When?
Dark Helmet: Now.
Colonel Sandurz: Now?
Dark Helmet: Now.
Colonel Sandurz: I can't
Dark Helmet: Why?
Colonel Sandurz: We missed it.
Dark Helmet: When?
Colonel Sandurz: Just now.
Dark Helmet: When will then be now?
Colonel Sandurz: Soon!
Dark Helmet: How soon?
Technician: Sir!
Dark Helmet: What?
Technician: We've identified their location!
Dark Helmet: Where?
Technician: It's the moon of Vega
Colonel Sandurz: Good work. Set a course and prepare for our arrival
Dark Helmet: When?
Technician: Nineteen hundred hours, sir!
Colonel Sandurz: By high noon tomorrow they will be our prisoners!
Dark Helmet: WHO?!?!
[Face mask falls in front of face]~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Yogurt: Merchandising, merchandising, where the real money from the movie is made. Spaceballs-the T-shirt, Spaceballs-the Coloring Book, Spaceballs-the Lunch box, Spaceballs-the Breakfast Cereal, Spaceballs-the Flame Thrower.
[turns it on, fire sprays out] Kids love that one.
[a dink hands him a doll that looks likes Yogurt] And last but not least, Spaceballs the doll. Me. [pulls string]
Doll: May the schwartz be with you!
Yogurt: [kisses the doll] Adorable.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Total Value: 141,463 Gold
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Mythrill HaloCloudMany thanks to Rurou for the donation of the Ancient Katana! That really helped a lot!
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